How your neglected girlfriend would explain Halo 3 cheat codes

halo-chick.JPGUnless your girlfriend is Samus Aran, in which case she would simply disintegrate you. Kotaku’s found a pretty funny McSweeney’s piece that describes, in a fairly funny way, how your better, cleaner half might explain those Halo 3 codes you asked her to dictate to you. McSweeney’s is hit-and-miss for me, but this one’s pretty on target. If only your extensive arsenal included a little charm instead of a Spartan Laser and maybe some sticky chocolates instead of nades. But no cheat code can make you a real man.

Halo 3 Cheat Codes, As Explained By Neglected Girlfriend Janet Iverson [McSweeney’s, via Kotaku]