China wants to shoot down our GPS satellites, other spacecraft

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chinaastronauts_cp__8647251.jpgOk, so beyond poisoning us with lead-filled children’s toys, China is getting ready to blow our GPS satellites out of space. China is claiming that space above its country is its property, and is prepared to say “stay off my lawn” with star wars toys it’s currently developing.

The only way that we, as the last remaining superpower, can respond is with bad-ass X-Wing-style fighter rockets and a Top Gun-like training base where we sit in cockpits going “pew! pew!” at each other.

Ok, maybe not, but China is just nuts, aren’t they? Now let’s everybody panic.

Report: China targeting all ‘enemy space vehicles’ including GPS satellites [World Tribune]

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