What happens when there is no news to post? We post about Brando shipping the USB Cross. Now this is not to be confused with the Crux Orthodoxa USB hub or the My Puffy Jesus Lens Cleaner and Mobile Phone Charm, but at least now you can keep the most holy books of the Western canon nestled warmly near your breast where Gods love will shine out not in waves but in on/off signals on a magnetic medium. 2GB for $30.