Beware: The Verizon Voyager will apparently kill the iPhone

The Voyager is so awesome, your hand will tremble in fear

Oh you heard right my friends. You better watch the hell out come this Autumn, ’cause Verizon has a phone coming out that is going to show that iPhone who’s boss. According to Verizon’s Wireless CMO, the Voyager is not only the “best” phone, but it’s also going to “kill the iPhone”. Strong words!

I mean, at first I was skeptical, but look at all the features the Verizon Voyager will have:

HTML browser
Full V CAST-capabilities
V CAST Mobile TV
V CAST Music
Ability to play .mp3, .wma and unprotected .aac files
V CAST Video
High-Speed Wireless Broadband Access
Removable microSD memory (8GB) for users wanting to take advantage of the Voyager’s incredible multi media platform.

Goddamn, are you serious? Between the HTML browser and ability to play MP3s, I don’t even know where to start. I am seriously beyond impressed. In fact, with the ability to have up to 8GB of storage via shitty microSD cards, I don’t think the iPhone has a chance. After all, what says “competition” more than some ugly-ass brick on a CDMA network? Oh yeah, CDMA phones. Real GSM killers. That’s like saying the rooster on the Corn Flakes box could kick the shit out of Cap’n Crunch.

Verizon Voyager Cell Phone Announced! [Some really biased site]