Comments are the greasy oil that keeps the blog machine running. Here are three great (and 100% unedited) comments recently posted by your fellow readers.

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Are you sure this wasn’t a viral for Homelite leaf blowers?

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Looks like “Harry Potter Returns” needs to be priced at $60 a book

The Juicer


That’s hilarious! For a second I thought you were going to tell me that in fact this wasn’t a juicer but a cassette deck made to look like a juicer so you can put it in your kitchen. Then again, maybe I shouldn’t start drinking in the morning already.