Collector's Edition Slinky Still Sucks Without Steps

Everyone loves a Slinky, it’s true. Once a childhood classic, the Slinky can produce hours of fun for little kids with a flight of steps. So when your grandpa’s 79th birthday rolls around in December and he starts bitching to you about how great Chesterfields were to smoke, hand him a Collector’s Edition Slinky to shut him up.

It’s packaged in the original 1945 cardboard box design and is made of dark metal instead of the standard bright silver fare. And for $7.99, even a broke college student can afford it. Yes, everyone loves a Slinky…

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