When Godzilla Needs A Margarita…

I’d like you to meet Don. Don is Sara’s uncle and he’s a bit of a kooky tinkerer and enjoys building things. Don has a passion for Jimmy Buffet and margaritas, so he built the world’s fastest margarita machine. It sits on a trailer with a small car engine that powers a six-gallon mixer. It seems it was designed with the intention of getting half of Rhode Island drunk.

What good with a huge ass margarita machine do without a recipe though? Don comes prepared and adds the following ingredients to his contraption to ensure everyone is wasted in an hour:

Add: 6 bags of ice, and 18 bottles of ready-to-drink margarita mix. Turn ignition, and rev engine for 10 to 20 seconds. Open valve and enjoy.

Wait, no tequila? I’m pretty sure someone pours 12 bottles of Patron Silver in there when Don isn’t looking. This thing has gotta be a hit at college football games. If only Don would mass-produce these things!
Dirty Don’s Margarita maker [MAKE]