Cellphone Flask: Can You Smell the Booze On Me Now? Good!

news-7861-9cee55d1f9f9ae406.jpgWhen I was a teenager, we’d smuggle our booze in my friend Devon’s head (no, really, it’s a long story). Today’s rebellious youth are much more sophisticated: they’re using fake cellphones.

The Cellphone Flask is exactly what it sounds like: a flask in the shape of a mobile. You put your favorite hooch inside and let yourself get patted down by The Man, and you’re good to go. Seriously, when’s the last time anyone has made you prove your ubiquitous phone was real?

Look for this item to appear at sporting events, rock concerts, night clubs, and middle schools everywhere. It’s only $10, so we see it happening.

Cell Phone Flask [Pocket Lint]