If you’ve got $12 to blow and want to guarantee I never speak to you again, you might consider investing in a Magic Ringtone MP3 Ringer. Sure, ringtones are nothing new, but this horrid little device takes things a step further by providing ringtones for your landline phone.
No, read that again. It typed it correctly. This USB-connected box stores a single MP3 ringtone. It’s then connected to your landline. When a call comes in, it plays “My Humps,” or anything by Keith Urban, or whatever else your poor judgment has allowed you to load up. If you think owning one of these is a good idea, I mean, then you probably have pretty crappy taste in music, too. I’m making an assumption there, but I’ve got a good feeling it’s right on target.
Do not buy this for yourself or anyone else, even as a gag. Even at the $9.59 wholesale rates, as it’s a threat to liberty and personal justice everywhere. You’ve been warned.
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