FYI – We Didn't Really Aquire F***edCompany

I just want to make it clear that we didn’t really acquire FuckedCompany last month. It was just an April Fools joke. I thought making statements like “there just isn’t anything left to invent” would be a sign that we weren’t serious, but we continue to get emails asking how the deal is coming along, and today we noticed that the merger is starting to pop up in various legitimate venture database like VentureDeal (see below).

A few days after the “announcement” I updated the post with a clear statement that it was a joke, but it was missed by some people. Thus the need for an additional clarification.