MOW-AERATOR: Gopher Perforator

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War creates all kinds of new weapons but this isn’t one of them — it’s just the scariest lawn care product I’ve ever seen. The MOW-AERATOR is a manly thing of beauty, strong 1/8 inch cold rolled steel made into sets of 1.5-inch spikes. It attaches to the rear tires of your lawn mover for great traction and aeration. Makes sense to me, I see how it would work but I wonder about liability. Just putting these spikes on your lawnmower tires seems tricky and dangerous. Now get out of my way and tie up the dog. I got mowing to do.

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