CrunchGear Week in Review: J-Phone

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Philipp Goedicke

Here I am, staring down an odd week in review [1, 2],
And since the task is obvious, I’ll do what I must do.
You know I cannot help myself, though some you may groan,
I’ll drum up some excitement [3] for the Apple, inc. iPhone.
The other brand new super-phones [4] are lambs led to the slaughter,
Because we all have seen, this week, Steve Jobs [5] can walk on water [6].
Though the name-rights aren’t clear [7, 8],
And 2G (not 3?) a mystery [9],
You wish you could be here [10],
To be a part of history [11, 12, 13].
Was there something else this week this writer should address?
Oh, yes:
Let’s go find one place where Apple doesn’t go [14, 15]
And name a two-way player [16] the “Best in Show.” [17]

But back, now, to the iPhone [18], it’s the thing for which we’re itching,
Let’s login to CellSwapper [19, 20], since to Cingular [21] we’re switching.

[1] CES Post Show Thoughts From a Tired Writer
[2] Takeoffs and Landings
[3] CES, MacWorld Rumors and Such
[4] CES 2007: First Day Jitters
[5] Crunchgear @ MacWorld 2007: The Keynote Is Over
[6] Non-Newtonian And Ferro Fluid?!?
[7] Bloops: Cisco Sues Apple
[8] UPDATE: Cisco and Apple DIDN’T Make a Deal on the iPhone Name
[9] Nokia on iPhone: WTF!?
[10] Crunchgear @ MacWorld 2007: The Keynote
[11] Apple iPhone FAQ
[12] Pogue, Blam Play with iPhone, Pee a Little
[13] Apple’s iPhone: Fiction From Fact
[14] Apple TV Hands-On
[15] Apple’s Extremes Airport Extreme
[16] Hybrid Blu-ray-HD-DVD Player Coming
[17] Best In Show: LG’s Swinger
[18] The Futurist: Reading The Apple Tea Leaves or… What the iPhone Tells Us About The Future
[19] CellSwapper, An End To Endless Contracts
[20] Recycle Your Cellphone With ReCellular
[21] Wall Street Journal Reports Cingular Scores iPhone Tomorrow