I was browsing Uncrate this morning when I stumbled upon the Spion Orbitor Electronic Listening Device. While it’s nothing new, it managed to call forward a horde of memories that were repressed somewhere between my first kiss (don’t ask) and my freshman P.E. class.(ditto).
When I was a kid my uncle gave me one of these things and I used to terrorize the neighborhood with it. Long story short, I heard a lot of things I probably shouldn’t have at such a young and impressionable age.
Anyway, if you’re looking for a gift sure to cause some emotional scaring on some kid in your life, look no further. The Spion Orbitor Electronic Listening Device can be had for just $60 from Sharper Image. And you can follow-up this gift next year with some vouchers for therapy.