It's Pumpkin-Carving Time, Bitches!


I’ve never been a big fan of Halloween, but it was the one time during the year my mother let me play with knives whilst I mangled a pumpkin or two. However, much like the lack of creativity I exhibited in my costume choices (I actually dressed up as a sack of potatoes one year), my pumpkin carvings were of the standard triangles-squares-and-circles ilk. So I’m a little behind on the latest in pumpkin-carving technologies. Thankfully, the people at ExtremePumpkins.com can fill you in on all the latest ways to destroy your gourds or turn them into works of art. Happy Halloween.