We don’t do the outdoors much, what with rain, bird flu, and bears, but when we do we expect three things: Beer, fire, and toasted marshmallows. It is only this combination that gets us into these things called “woods”.
But being that we’re gadget people, putting your marshmallow on a stick that you have to manually turn just won’t do. No, we must use this battery-powered electric marshmallow toaster. Its three prongs turn at a stable rate over the fire, so that each of the three marshmallows are perfectly and evenly toasted. Use this with the remote control lantern to make “roughing it” less rough.
Electric Marshmallow Toaster [WishingFish.com]