. How 19th century of him. You’ve got access to the NY Times on your 2-inch Sony Ericsson. You’re logging on and reading the Business, Sports, and Arts section via mobile.nytimes.com, when Mr. Old School is getting his fingers all dirty flipping the pages.
Nope. You’re sittin’ pretty. Just have to wait a few seconds for this article to load. Ahh, there it is. No, wait, we’re going under a tunnel. Son of a bitch.