uwe boll

  • Uwe Boll made himself a video game called 1968 Tunnel Rats

    http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=40153 Who can’t get enough of Uwe Boll, the loudmouth German director who hates everyone and everything? Good luck for us, then, as Mr. Boll is in the news again, bless his heart. The man is creating a video game, and he wants to call it 1968 Tunnel Rats. Swoon. That up there is the game’s trailer. It looks to be a standard first person… Read More

  • Uwe Boll's latest amazing rant: The movie industry is broken

    Uwe Boll's latest amazing rant: The movie industry is broken

    Uwe Boll is like a more fun, less harmful Jack Thompson, constantly spouting nonsense that we find love to pieces. Mr. Boll’s latest awesome tirade is about the movie industry in general, and how it’s impossible to make any more in it. He singles out the handsomely paid megastars, the guys who make $20 million+ per film, as one of the primary reasons why the movie biz stinks on ice. Read More

  • 3/4 of attendees walk out of Uwe Boll's cinematic treatment of Postal

    3/4 of attendees walk out of Uwe Boll's cinematic treatment of Postal

    We make fun of Uwe Boll quite a bit on here, mostly because he’s a horrible director who seems to specialize in destroying would-be cool films based on video games. Not only is he bad at making movies based on popular video games, but also movies of games that make you question why they’re made at all. If any proof was ever needed of the suckitude that Boll puts out, one needs only… Read More

  • Uwe Boll doesn't very much like Stride gum's schemeing against him

    Uwe Boll doesn't very much like Stride gum's schemeing against him

    How could you hate him? That Uwe Boll doesn’t like being in the news, he loves it! This time, Popular Mechanics caught up with the outspoken director, and got his take on Stride gum’s crusade against him. Stride’s scheme to get people to sign the petition against him (which only applies to video game adaptations), Boll says, would be like Obama offering people $10 to vote for… Read More

  • Uwe Boll would love to direct a GTA movie!

    Uwe Boll would love to direct a GTA movie!

    A Grand Theft Auto movie would be “super interesting” for Mr. Uwe Boll, the German director of great movies such as House of the Dead and Postal. You may remember Mr. Boll for being a giant douche in every interview he gives, up to and including this latest one with New York magazine, where he extols his love for the GTA franchise, He admits, rather caustically, that, if the game is… Read More

  • Help stop Uwe Boll, get a pack of Stride gum

    Help stop Uwe Boll, get a pack of Stride gum

    I don’t see what the problem is with German director Uwe Boll, but it probably has something to do with the fact that I haven’t seen one of his movies. Apparently everyone hates him and thinks he should stop making movies based on video games. He’s even gone as far as proclaiming that he would stop making movies if 1 million people signed a petition. Fair enough. Well, Stride Gum… Read More