December 20th, 2012

Gift Guide: ThinkGeek iCade 8-Bitty Wireless Game Controller

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ThinkGeek’s iCade 8-Bitty wireless gaming controller is pretty adorable, though limited. It has a retro feel, eliciting nostalgia for Super Nintendo, and hooks up easily with both iOS and Android devices.

The games, however, are limited to various emulators like Atari’s Greatest Hits and Pac Man. These are great games and appeal to just about anyone, but the retro controller supports exactly… → Read More

November 27th, 2012

ThinkGeek’s USB Portal Sentry Turret Will Protect Your Desk, Cake

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Chell is standing at the edge of an bottomless pit. She sighs deeply and stares longingly across the void to the immense energy shield. She hoped there is an exit over there. Exit is a funny term, she thought. Though an exit from this room, the door is also an entrance to another puzzle room.

Remembering the warning posters a few steps back, she recalled that falling into this pit would mean… → Read More

November 22nd, 2012

Gift Guide Giveaway: Turkey Day Gift Cards From ThinkGeek

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It’s Thanksgiving for us here in the U.S. of Gorging On Turkey and we wanted to give thanks for you, our dear audience. It’s your constant readership and semi-trollish comments that keep us waking up in the morning and keep us from going to sleep at night. To thank you, we want to give you a $100 and a $50 ThinkGeek gift card to two lucky winners. → Read More

May 22nd, 2012

Re-live 1993 With ThinkGeek’s New Super Famicom-Inspired Wii Controller

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A Wiimote turned on its side makes for a perfectly serviceable controller when plowing through retro games from the Wii Shop Channel, and the Classic Controller isn’t bad either, but I wouldn’t call either of them an ideal solution.

On the other hand, ThinkGeek’s new Super Famicom controller for the Wii manages to come pretty damned close, especially if you’re a gamer who spends your time… → Read More

February 13th, 2012

ThinkGeek’s 8-Bitty Gamepad Promises Fun Times And Blistered Thumbs

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The folks at ThinkGeek, bless their souls, have a knack for taking off-the-wall ideas and turning them into real products. After their tablet-friendly arcade cabinet made the leap from joke to reality last year, ThinkGeek has turned their attention to whipping up a retro gaming accessory for the on-the-go crowd, and the resulting 8-Bitty already looks like a winner.

Oh, and did I mention that… → Read More

October 25th, 2011

Siri Gets Scary With ThinkGeek’s IRIS 9000

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It’s been proven again and again that Siri has a peculiar sense of humor, but what if there was something more calculating, more sinister hiding beneath that jovial facade? Well, dock your iPhone 4S into ThinkGeek’s new IRIS 9000 voice control module, and you may soon find out.

On paper, the IRIS 9000 is pretty straightforward — once the iPhone is in place, just carry around the included… → Read More

June 23rd, 2011

ThinkGeek Now Selling The FastMac U-Socket, The USB Wallplug

Most gadgets charge off USB nowadays so it only makes sense to have a wall outlet with a couple of outlets. ThinkGeek has you covered with the FastMac U-Socket USB Wallplug.  The standard 110 volt socket has two 5.0V 2100mA outlets playing wingman. ThinkGeek has them in stock and shipping for just $24.99 → Read More

June 14th, 2011

Review: ThinkGeek iCADE iPad Arcade Game

Few things will grab a middle-aged man’s attention like an iPad full of old Atari games and a ball-end joystick. There is something about that specific mix of electronic nostalgia, the promise of adventure, and the experience of sweet limbic release that allows him to relax into the experience at hand, his face slack, his hand jazzing the stick like a rat trained to respond to reward… → Read More

April 28th, 2011

ThinkGeek's USB Mushroom Lamp Provides Light, Not Super Abilities

Power up your desk with this USB Mushroom Lamp from ThinkGeek. It’s only $10 bucks, which is a small price to pay for the eternal satisfaction of a functional conversation piece. The light comes by way two super bright white LEDs powered by either USB or AA batteries. I’m of the belief that while the lure of an extra life is tempting, the red mushroom’s supersize ability is a… → Read More

April 20th, 2011

ThinkGeek Now Selling The iCADE iPad Arcade Cabinet For Reals

Thinkgeek’s iCADE iPad Arcade cabinet has been on my want list for a while now. Announced as an April Fools joke, the iCADE is now real and it costs $99. It’s on back-order, sadly, or I’d have picked one up. → Read More

April 13th, 2011

Beware Of The ThinkGeek's Chocolate Zombie Bunny

Those crazy kids over at ThinkGeek did it again. The April Fool’s Chocolate Zombie Bunny became reality just in time for this year’s chocolate bunny hunting season. It’s just that, well, this one is already dead — sort of. → Read More

December 11th, 2010

Electric Composters Don't Say "Holiday," Where To Buy Green Tech Gifts Online

Reasonable people understand this by now: environmentalists aren’t all tree hugging vegetarians with unwashed hair — not that there’s anything wrong with that — and tech enthusiasts aren’t all oblivious to the burgeoning problems of energy consumption and e-waste. Still, it’s tough to shop online for geeks who want to be environmentally responsible, and nouveau hippies who covet gadgets.

Why? → Read More

August 26th, 2010

Gozer the Gozerian, The Traveller Has Come

And boy is he delicious! The Stay-Puft Marshmallows are caffeinated bite-sized pieces of the Destructor and come in a groovy collectable box. No need to claim to be a god on this one, Ray. Just pop ‘em in your mouth! → Read More

April 2nd, 2010

Could ThinkGeek's iCade become more than an April Fool's joke?

Remember how the Tauntaun sleeping bag ThinkGeek made as an April Fool’s joke was later turned into an actual product because there was so much demand for it? Well Ars Technica makes an interesting case for why the fake iCade from yesterday’s festivities could also become a reality. → Read More

March 14th, 2010

16-port USB hub is a little more tasteful than those other ones

When 10 hubs is just too few, and 24 is a few too many, and 80 is way too many… have I got the USB hub for you! They just added these things to stock at ThinkGeek, and unlike the other hubs we’ve seen recently, this one actually looks pretty nice. It’s got kind of an Apple vibe, but obviously still ran run with the PC big boys on sheer geekiness. → Read More

February 24th, 2010

Out here in the fields: Baba O'Reilly using gear from ThinkGeek

Out here in the fields
I fight for space meals
I get my back into my monkey
I don’t need to fight
To prove I’m right
I don’t need a carabiner. → Read More

July 28th, 2009

Video Review: ThinkGeek Mimo Mini USB Monitor

The 7-inch 800×480 Mimo monitor is a portable USB-powered display that’s easy to set up and use and ought to fit neatly in most laptop bags. At $130, it’s not outrageously priced, either, considering you’re getting a pretty capable second monitor that weighs just 1.3 pounds and requires only a single cable in order to operate. → Read More

April 18th, 2009

"Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench" is a real product (and awesome)

Capitalizing on the fact that water is non-compressible, this wrench instantly adjusts to any size nut or bolt that fits in its little — I don’t know the technical term, so I’m just going to call it its wrench-hole.

Uh oh, here comes the science! → Read More

April 17th, 2009

CrunchDeals: ThinkGeek Bluetooth Retro Handset

You want this. Really, you do. Look at it. Isn’t f’n sweet? Just think how rad you will look walking through a grocery store, talking on your phone now. Best of all, ThinkGeek has it on sale with a coupon code. → Read More

November 29th, 2007

Credit card sized video players or gigantic hand model?

These tiny video players are available at ThinkGeek.com for $100 each. One’s got a 2.8-inch display and one has a 2.4-inch display. How do you like that? They’ve each got 2GB of memory and can handle AVI and MPEG videos as well as MP3 audio. They also have a built-in FM tuner, a speaker, text viewer, picture viewer, and games. How’d they do that?! Battery life lasts 3-4 hours for… → Read More

October 25th, 2007

World of Warcraft action figures sell out

I just came across these beauties on ThinkGeek and boy am I ticked off. Looks like ThinkGeek is completely sold out of the World of Warcraft action figure set. For $49.99, you get an Orc Shaman, a Blood Elf, a Dwarf Warrior and an Undead Warlock. Each figurine is around 7-inches tall (minus the Dwarf) and is incredibly detailed, much like a Games Workshop piece. The first shipment of these figures… → Read More