April 4th, 2011

Taser, Taser, FUN: Reporter Gets Shot By The Guts Of The Taser Grenade

Sure this is a permutation of the old old news chestnut, “Reporter gets shot by Taser, falls to ground,” but this one involves the Taser Grenade, a little lump of Taser goodness that shoots out 50,000 volts of sweet crowd control. Watch as Justin Rocket Silverman feels the wrath of the great Electricity Goddess and feel just a bit safer knowing that some dude with a hair trigger may throw one of… → Read More

August 1st, 2009

Taser Shockwave will take out a herd of charging rhinos

Taser, taser, burning bright
in a show of force tonight

When I posted that triple Taser the other day (apparently it’s for taking down your female coworkers, watch the video), I speculated that the criminals would come back with greater numbers, creating an arms race between muggers and the mugged. But if there was one of these on every corner, all you’d have to do is get behind it and hit the… → Read More

July 27th, 2009

Because the world needed a semi-automatic Taser

Thugs the world over are learning to outwit the Taser. As long as there’s more than one of you, you’re scot-free! The single-shot nature of the air Taser has always been frustrating to victims, too: once you zap a fool, you’re done! No “and here’s one for your old man” to be had there.

But fear not, Taser hears your cries (and the cries of those you’ve tased), for they now have created a… → Read More

February 13th, 2009

Jack Cover, inventor of the Taser, dies at 88

Taser inventor Jack Cover died of pneumonia last Saturday at 88 years of age. A life-long inventor, Cover began work on the Taser in the 1960s before it finally saw widespread use in the 1990s. → Read More

May 28th, 2008

Taser may have affected man's heartbeat, which they're not supposed to do

Sure, we all get a laugh at someone else’s expense when watching taser videos on YouTube, but did you know that the device may affect your heartbeat? That’s not cool, especially since Taser, Inc. says its devices are totally safe and in no way affect your biological functions. It all stems from a recent incident where a man was running from police and hid in a lake (?!) to escape them. → Read More

May 18th, 2008

Tasers are all the rage with consumers these days

Do you own a man-stopping Taser? According to today’s New York Times magazine—where’d I put my elitist latte and copy of Harper’s Bazaar?—more and more consumers are buying Tasers, especially the recently released C2 model. Available in a variety of colors, including a leopard skin print (tacky?), the consumer-level Taser does just enough to knock out any would-be… → Read More

July 6th, 2007

Taser to Sell Tasing Shotgun Shell

All we are saying/Is give potentially lethal shots to the head with an electronic shotgun shell a chance Taser is one of our least favorite companies — they make weapons and then deny their lethality — but at least they keep some of our boys in blue safe and offer another way of stopping folks without putting a bullet in their leg. They’re announcing a new product, XREP, which is… → Read More

May 7th, 2007

CrunchGear Week in Review: Mixed MMORPGs

The Coolest Halo 3 Figurines Ever Help Key: Burning Discs, Not Coasters But I Never Have a Second Cup at Home Tampon Taser CrunchArcade: Get a Life… Online → Read More

May 2nd, 2007

Tampon Taser

Want to freak out an unshaven man with a flashlight and black watch cap? Shock him with the leads of the Tampon Stun Gun, a pink Taser-like device designed for ladies — or the men who dress up like them — and a couple thousand volts could mean the difference between a bad situation and a quick getaway. I don’t know if this thing actually exists but it does seem like a fairly… → Read More