April 22nd, 2008

Vending machine vends shoes to shoeless Londoners

If the thought of sticking your dirty-ass feet into a new pair of shoes that you bought from a vending machine because you somehow lost your regular pair of shoes doesn’t appeal to you, then maybe this machine’s not for you. Shoppers, hobos, and late-night footwear forgetters near Carnaby Street in London will be able to pick up a pair of emergency shoes at the new Onitsuka Tigers… → Read More

March 5th, 2008

Too Far: The impending arrival of Crocs phone holders

I’ll unabashedly admit that I have a pair of Crocs that I wear around the house. Actually, they’re knock-off Crocs that I bought at Target for $10. I call them Croocs. What you’ll not see me sporting, however, is the Crocs cell phone holder — not even a knock-off version. They’ll be available in May for $15 and will come in the following magically delicious colors… → Read More

January 15th, 2008

Star Wars kicks: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

I present you with a dilemma. You’ve spent $300 on a pair of limited edition Adidas Superstar 1 Force Star Wars sneakers (available in Yoda white or Darth Vader black) that look otherwise unassuming until someone gets a glimpse of the logos on the upper heels. You want the world to know that you’ve purchase these sneakers but the only way to do so would be to wear very short pants. → Read More

November 21st, 2007

Old school PlayStation shoes on eBay

Well look at these humdingers. They’re up for auction on eBay right now with a current bid of $1000 and there’s still three and a half days to go. They come with some pretty loud purple laces that you can’t see in this photograph, but why not just click on through and see what all the hubbub’s about? Man, these are size 13. I wear size 13. Should I buy them? I can’t… → Read More

October 13th, 2007

'Sneaker Pimps' pimped out NES sneaker

Oh wow. We’re looking at what appears to be a working Nintendo Entertainment System built into the bottom of a shoe. This photo was apparently taken last night in New York City at the end of the Sneaker Pimps’ nationwide tour. Flyguy’s goldfish platform shoes from I’m Gonna Git You Sucka were pretty awesome but, come on, full blown NES in a shoe here. Sneaker Pimps Nintendo… → Read More

August 23rd, 2007

Reebok Wants You To Get Ready For The Fit, Ride Of Your Life

I had an incredible opportunity to visit the Reebok campus and see what effect the Adidas takeover had on the company and its vision for the future. What they showed me blew my mind. When the Spring ’08 lineup hits stores, you’ll find me first in line somewhere in Manhattan. Two separate lines of running shoes will change your mind about the current state of running shoes and what… → Read More

August 20th, 2007

Hey, Ladies! Hey, What? I Will Track You Using Satellite Technology

It isn’t April, so this can’t be a joke, but the Aphrodite Project looks pretty darn odd. It is some sort of shoe — a platform pump, I believe they call it — that contains a GPS tracker and little compartment for money, mace, and pictures of Mama, is sleeping on the Russian steppes, far, far from this horrible nightclub. → Read More

July 26th, 2007

Shoe Pure 100 Looks Like An Dinosaur Egg

I’m not gonna lie. I have over 20 pairs of shoes and about 7 of them really smell bad. Some worse than others, it’s all my fault. During those hot summer days when I’m half-drunk, I throw on shoes without socks and 5 hours later it smells like rotting cheese. If I had the Shoe Pure 100 though, my shoes would smell like roses the next day. The egg-shaped device glows a beautiful… → Read More

March 7th, 2007

Reebok: Voltron Edition

I initially thought these were Reebok’s answer to the Nike Tranformers, but sadly I was mistaken. I thought it inappropriate to post these since they have nothing to do with technology or gadgetry, but I know our readers remember and love Voltron. Regardless, just take a moment and imagine what it would be like to have these fly kicks come together and form Voltron Force?! The five models… → Read More

February 12th, 2007

GPS Sneakers Defeat Purpose of Sneaking

The Associated Press has an article about new sneakers, called Quantum Satellite Technology, designed to help locate people via GPS. At $350, the sneakers contain a 2-by-3-inch chip that is activated by a button located inconspicuously near the shoelaces. An alert detailing the wearer’s location is sent to a 24-hour monitoring service that charges $19.95 a month. The chip also can be… → Read More

January 25th, 2007

Transformers Take To The Shoes

We’ve seen the anticipation of the upcoming “Transformers” movie through an iPod dock, but what about taking it up one notch? If you’re really feeling bold, you can get a pair of sneakers with Transformers ready to pop out. They’re basically half-size, scaled-down Nike’s (nope, you can’t wear ‘em) that each unfold into a menacing, weapon-wielding… → Read More

January 24th, 2007

Nike Considered: All Condition Gear

Nike Considered is a new line of shoes that are eco-friendly. Most of the line looks butt-ugly, but that’s OK because it’s biodegradable or whatever. I had been overlooking most of the shoes because they were completely non-noteworthy, but Nike has just announced two All Condition Gear (ACG) Considered shoes and they suck less than the others. The Water Cat (top) is, as the name… → Read More

August 16th, 2006

Nike+iPod Caseling

Just got the Nike+iPod setup so I can time my runs to the toilet and back and I discovered that you essentially HAVE to have the Nike shoes to go with the kit and I haven’t worn Nike to run in years and probably won’t spring for a pair. What’s a poor boy to do? He can buy this tiny case from Marware. It just kind of hangs out on your shoe and costs about $10. I suspect I’ll… → Read More