Shake

  • Shake Raises $3M To Deliver Simple Legal Agreements To Your Smartphone

    Shake Raises $3M To Deliver Simple Legal Agreements To Your Smartphone

    Shake, a startup aiming to make it easy to reach legally binding agreements with help from your smartphone, is announcing that it has raised $3 million in funding. Companies like LegalZoom have already brought legal documents online, but when I met with CEO and founder Abe Geiger earlier this year, he suggested that Shake is the next step, bringing the process to mobile and making it much… Read More

  • Shake-n-Chop: Release yourself from the suffering of SlapChop

    Shake-n-Chop: Release yourself from the suffering of SlapChop

    The Buddha said that life is suffering and that the goal of right meditation is the easement of this suffering. That is why we have the Shake-n-Chop. This is a tube that you put food in and then shake up and down in a masturbatory motion, thereby rendering the food into the state of “chopped.” Read More

  • KTF Ever 360 Beats iPhone To The Punch


    Ok so maybe the KTF won’t be an iPhone contender in any way but at least it has the motion sensor to tilt the screen from ‘landscape’ to ‘portrait’. Buuuuuttttt the Ever 360, as its being labeled, does have the “Shake” and it’s showin’ everyone what her momma gave her. The “Shake” feature is spanktacular because it lets you skip… Read More