April 18th, 2013

Durex’s New Long-Distance Sexy Time Fundawear Is Exactly That

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The thought of buying underwear from the same company that makes your condoms might sound shocking at first. But don’t be so quick to judge, especially where sex is concerned, as Durex has just announced its latest innovation. Fundawear.

Fundawear represents the condom company’s first foray into the land of connected devices, and the name explains quite well how it works. You put on special… → Read More

November 16th, 2012

Gift Guide: Jimmyjane Form 6 Massager

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There are strange dynamics associated with giving sex toys as gifts. So let’s get that out of the way first. You really have to know a person well before you pick one of these up. This isn’t a stocking stuffer.

Here are the three things you should know about the Form 6 from Jimmyjane: first, the Form 6 is no gag gift because it’s quite expensive. Second, this is a gift you should buy for… → Read More

October 20th, 2012

Soft Core: Why Do Sex Toy Makers Have Such Horrible Videos?

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We wrote about Vibease back in early September and I called it the long-distance relationship you’ve always wanted. Since, LovePalz (with his and her’s toys) has launched, along with quite a few other players in the general mobile… sexual… hardware segment(?).

Anyways, Vibease originally launched the Android app before having an accompanying Bluetooth vibrator to launch along with it. But… → Read More

February 13th, 2010

Review: A10 Cyclone (NSFW)

So once you become a reviewer of Tenga Jars it seems you become the go-to guy for folks trying to sell Tenga Jars. I feel like Malcom’s dad in Breaking Bad. You get into something for noble reasons and you end up killing a dude in the desert after blowing up his headquarters with fulminated mercury. Anyway, please bear with me. Someone out there may need this information. Drumroll please… → Read More

October 5th, 2009

A revolutionary new patent protected sex toy

When sex toy companies start using viral marketing you know we’ve reached a watershed moment in social media. All we can tell is that this is for your hoo-hah and it’s for ladies hoo-hahs and it also seems to be patent protected. → Read More