May 8th, 2013

New, Trump-Injected Crowdfunding Site Will (Not Really) Make Your Dreams Come True

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Are you ready for Donald Trump to (not really) give you (not real) money for your (not really) amazing project? Well, (not really his) new site, FundAnything, is ready to take your money!

The new funding site is not really run by Trump – it’s really headed up by the Bill Zanker, founder of the Trump-infested Learning Annex – but darn it if it doesn’t look like the Donald won’t give you cash if… → Read More

July 1st, 2012

Funnyjunk’s Lawyer, Charles Carreon, Is Charging The Oatmeal With “Impersonating A Charity”

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In Part Umpteen of the endless struggle by Matthew Inman AKA The Oatmeal vs. weird lawyer Charles Carreon, we find our hero beset by the accusation that he is impersonating a charity for collecting a large amount of money and giving it to the NWF and ACS. ““If IndieGoGo pays Inman the money in the Charitable Fund, and Inman personally donates the money to NWF and ACS, he will be unjustly… → Read More

June 23rd, 2011

Gunbrella Will Get You Shot For Sure

Let’s Check More Fun for Daily Life!! Crapgadget vendor Brando is really selling this horrible umbrella. It includes a sleeve and the admit that “colors may be variant” but that shouldn’t stop you from bringing this umbrella to your local police station for a bit of suicide by cop thanks to the front stock and rifle barrel tip. → Read More

July 27th, 2008

ZuneTattooGuy's video rant: Let's not encourage these people

Not only is homeboy getting his tats removed he went ahead and bought an iPod. And low and behold its a black iPod Classic 80gb. When I was in Best Buy I looked around at the other players, the sold no creatives in the store, the only choices with iPods, Zunes, Insignas, Samsung and Sony. So when looking at which had everything available in store (I despise UPS) I went with the iPod. I more than… → Read More

May 26th, 2008

Drivemocion

Yeah, I’m confused too. → Read More

May 14th, 2008

The boldest PR pitch of the day OR something to wake you up this morning

I’m going to post this in its entirety as an example of either the greatest pitch in the world or the mad ramblings of an insufficiently breast-fed misogynist. I’ll let you all decide. Hello, Please find a link for a submission to your blog. I have also attached an image. It is called Boob Art Canvas and is SFW. http://www.gofrostfire.com/acatalog/Boob_Art_Canvas.html kind regards… → Read More

April 2nd, 2008

CrunchArcade: Hello Kitty Online expansion to launch next year, God save us all

An extension to the massively multiplayer online game based on the frightening and sad world of Hello Kitty is well on its way to ensnaring our youth in its disgusting pink and white tentacles. The expansion pack finds our heroes trapped on an island in the South Pacific after crashing in Kitty Air flight 337. If this sounds familiar, it’s because you hallucinated it in one of your horrible… → Read More

January 22nd, 2008

iWash: Clean your iPhone screen from the inside (slightly NSFW)

Ummm… yeah. $5. Ladies in bikinis “cleaning” your screen. Slightly NSFW. Put out by nightclub “chain” ClubWest. I’m going to go cry myself away from the pain now. via RegHardware → Read More

January 8th, 2008

Dressing the Magic colthes (TM)

The winner of best Engrish in a CES booth goes to… → Read More

December 24th, 2007

All I want for Christmas are my two front glands

Apparently this little lady found two Wiis and Guitar Hero III and is willing to part with these gems to get a new set of cans. Let’s let her tell you her story: So I set out 3 weeks ago to find 20 Wii’s and sell them for $500-ish a piece like everyone else is doing to buy myself a Christmas gift, a new set of boobs. You see mine are used, as in milk factory used. We-I am married-have… → Read More

November 19th, 2007

Microsoft's homosexual agenda will not be tolerated, pastel icons and nice desktop wallpaper featuring cast of London Cats an abomination

Improve the community! Firestorms of shareholder angst! Steve Ballmer calls former football player a liar! Microsoft loves them some gays! What will Microsoft do? An advocate of a “biblical stance” against divorce and homosexuality, Mr Hutcherson, 55, is asking millions of evangelical activists, as well as Orthodox Jewish and other allies, to buy up Microsoft shares and demand a return… → Read More