Candence is a well-known watch brand that makes a number of clever timepieces for decent upstanding folks but I’m afraid I’m not longer going to be able to support these jokers and their new gateway watch that is rending the fabric of American society as we speak. You see these hipsters and dipsters running around the city these days and making noise and drinking their Lokos and you… Read More
You come home from work to find your teenaged son smoking pot with his loser friends in your back yard. Do you a) Lecture him about how marijuana’s a gateway drug and will turn him into a smelly hippy? b) Dismiss the dope usage to teenage experimentation? Or c) Sell the copy of Guitar Hero III you bought for him for Xmas in the nick of time online for $9000? We’ll let you guess how… Read More
Our friend just passed away. We thought you might be able to cheer us up, we know who you are and you’re an incredible human and you’ve been through a lot and you’re an incredible actor. We’re all DEA agents, and we think you should smoke as much pot as you want to. And we love you.
I’m sorry for the long headline, people, but that’s what a group of women said to the “dude, you’re getting a Dell” guy, who now pours shots of tequila at Tortilla Flats in New York. You might remember that the Dell Dude, aka Ben Curtis, got busted for smoking the weed, and Dell dropped him like a bad habit. We thought he’d bounce back, but aside from a couple… Read More
Cameras on cellphones are as common as Herpes on a Hilton, and are generally used for home made porn capturing precious moments digitally. That being said, you’ll want to be careful what you keep pics of on there. In Vermont, a young man lost his cellphone. It was found and returned to the police, which was very a very nice thing to do. When the owner of the phone, Peter Ste. Marie, swung by… Read More