portal 2

  • ThinkGeek’s USB Portal Sentry Turret Will Protect Your Desk, Cake

    ThinkGeek’s USB Portal Sentry Turret Will Protect Your Desk, Cake

    Chell is standing at the edge of an bottomless pit. She sighs deeply and stares longingly across the void to the immense energy shield. She hoped there is an exit over there. Exit is a funny term, she thought. Though an exit from this room, the door is also an entrance to another puzzle room. Remembering the warning posters a few steps back, she recalled that falling into this pit would mean… Read More

  • Warn Friends And Foes With These Nine Aperture Science Test Chamber Labels

    For safety and insurance reasons, you’re required to warn participants about the dangers they may face. After all, it’s learning through science and not dying through science. That said, these nine Aperture Science surplus labels available from ThinkGeek for just $12.99 should satisfy the minimum safety requirements. Affixing said warnings are a non-issue since they’re printed… Read More

  • Yahtzee Reviews Portal 2

    http://cdn2.themis-media.com/media/global/movies/player/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.5.swf If you’re like Devin and haven’t finished Portal 2, don’t watch this review. There are no spoilers but I know you’ll scream at me if he ruins anything for you. Read More

  • Video: GameTrailers Reviews Portal 2


    Today is a big day. Portal 2 launched this morning. I’ve heard nothing but good things so far, but I tend to avoid big spoilers like the review I’m posting here. I haven’t watched it and I don’t plan on it because I’m going to play the game even if GameTrailers — who I totally respect — says it’s a pile of monkey turds. But others might be a… Read More

  • TeeFury, Shirt.Woot Celebrating Portal 2 In Their Own Way

    Happy Portal 2 day! If you’re reading this then you’re clearly not enjoy Valve’s latest gift to mankind. What’s wrong with you, man?!?! TeeFury, Shirt.Woot and probably other sites I don’t check every morning are getting in on the Portal 2 fun with limited edition shirts. I’m mentioning Shirt.Woot (pictured) only for laughs because their shirt is already… Read More

  • Let's Work Together To Play Portal 2 Early!

    What’s going on here? Over at aperturescience.com a fancy countdown timer just counted down, and now there’s a message up top that says “Help release Portal 2 early! Play the 13 games in the potato sack to reboot GLaDOS.” Read More

  • Video: An In-depth Look At Portal 2


    Confession: I never played the original Portal. I don’t know why. I just didn’t, but this video preview from GameTrailers brought me up to speed. It’s 3 minutes of backstory and what to expect from the highly-anticipated game. Read More

  • Steam's The Real Deal For PS3 Portal 2

    Attention! Valve has announced exactly how Portal 2‘s Steam features will work on the PS3. PS3 gamers can look forward to cross-platform (with the PC) matchmaking and gameplay, real-time chat, Steam achievements, and access to the Steam Cloud for game saves. Read More

  • New Portal 2 Trailer Shows Off Turret Technology

    The one thing I just don’t understand is why they’d fire the whole bullet. What does that even mean? Read More

  • Latest Portal 2 Trailer Discusses Cooperation (Or Lack Thereof)

    http://player.ooyala.com/player.swf?embedCode=trMWRjMjqH3UYnH2UMaGXgKiwaRIeDQn&version=2 Valve is punching the throttle on the Portal 2 launch with a set of self-made commercials that are, in essence, a big FU to ad agencies. In this one we learn why the two Portal bots were created: because humans suck. Read More