morons

  • Gary Krakow continues to reiterate the fact that he knows nothing

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  • How the RIAA finds out you're sharing music, assuming you are dumb

    How the RIAA finds out you're sharing music, assuming you are dumb

    In a discussion with the Chronicle of Higher Education, an RIAA representative describes how they find and attack music sharers. Here’s how they do it: 1. They go to a computer. 2. They start LimeWire. 3. They look for a popular song (I hear the kids are into rap so let’s assume they look for “Gonna Gat-Cap Your Ass and Shake Your Milk” by Souljah Bizzoy so assume they are… Read More

  • Morons film selves smoking up, return camera to store, are discovered by all of us

    http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&file=http%3A//blip.tv/rss/flash/886105&feedurl=http%3A//crunchgear.blip.tv/rss/&autostart=false&brandname=CrunchGear&brandlink=http%3A//crunchgear.blip.tv/ My buddy Scott in Ohio bought a PureDigital Flip. It was in an open box — it had been returned but he figured he could pop by his local Best Buy and return… Read More

  • Music Industry: "We is poopid!"

    Music Industry: "We is poopid!"

    Doug Morris over at Universal Music Group has a hard job — he has to sell dying media to plugged-in consumers. For a hundred years, recorded music has come on platters of plastic called “discs” or “records.” You used to be able to sell those discs at a considerable mark-up in order to fund artists’ cocaine habits and to ensure that music company CEOs can afford… Read More

  • When JP Morgan Talks, People Shouldn't Listen: No iPhone Nano

    When JP Morgan Talks, People Shouldn't Listen: No iPhone Nano

    JP Morgan has retracted Kevin Chang’s, statement about an iPhone Nano coming like in five days and it will have like so many cool things like maybe a phone that makes free phone calls to like your friends and that it will run on T-Mobile and have a cool file browser and let you put your own ringtones on it and it will have three screens, one on the top so you can see who’s calling and… Read More

  • Silly Woman! Only One iPhone Per Customer!

    I’m not quite sure what’s going on here. It actually looks more staged than real, but it seems some moron bought first place in line in Dallas for $800 and then sauntered in expecting to buy out the store. Instead, she was told she could only buy one and the guy she bought out got a phone and a bunch of cash. Pretty dopey. via MobilitySite Read More

  • Verizon Turned Down iPhone Deal, Now Cries, Cries, Cries

    Verizon Turned Down iPhone Deal, Now Cries, Cries, Cries

    Let’s take a look at this first paragraph. Ahem… Verizon Wireless, the No. 2 U.S. cellphone carrier, passed on the chance to be the exclusive distributor of the iPhone almost two years ago, balking at Apple’s rich financial terms and other demands. Let’s read that again… Verizon Wireless, the No. 2 U.S. cellphone carrier, passed on the chance to be the exclusive… Read More