September 21st, 2010

There Will Be A Michael Jackson MMO Called Planet Michael. Meanwhile, Planet Earth Sobs Quietly.

So… there’s going to be a Michael Jackson MMO. How many of you just screamed, “WTF?” → Read More

February 9th, 2010

The White Glove watch: The dumbest thing you'll see all day

As he came into the window It was the sound of a Crescendo He came into her apartment He left this stupid Michael Jackson glove watch for freaking $149 (act now and get a stupid free glove) on the carpet → Read More

January 21st, 2010

Michael Jackson. 3D. Grammy Awards. Rubbish.

I don’t know, guys, something about a Michael Jackson 3D video making its début at the Grammy Awards this year. You need to get the glasses at Target or Staples. 3D stinks, we all know. All it’s going to take is a big-shot director to give a speech at the Academy Awards saying, “Can we cut it out with this 3D garbage?” Then the next day we’ll be all, “Yeah, I… → Read More

January 6th, 2010

Who needs Blu-ray? Japan gets "This Is It" on SD card and USB stick

The special Michael Jackson PS3 bundle (PS3 plus “This Is It”, a documentary–concert film, on Blu-ray ) unveiled today by Sony Japan wasn’t the only relevant product announcement for Japanese Jacko fans today. Nagoya-based Hagiwara-Sys Com is to release the film on two very unique media [JP], namely on a USB flash memory and an SD card. → Read More

January 6th, 2010

Sony Japan to roll out a limited edition PSP and a new PS3 bundle

Gamers who’ve always wanted to own a PSP in pink, here’s your chance: Sony Computer Entertainment Japan today announced [JP] exactly that, a limited edition of their handheld system in so-called blossom pink. Needless to say that technically, this pink PSP 3000 isn’t different from a standard model. → Read More

December 3rd, 2009

Confirmed: Michael Jackson composed the music for Sonic The Hedgehog 3

Rumor no more! Are you standing? Then sit down. Are you sitting down? Then stand up, then sit down again, for there’s huge news to share: Michael Jackson is now confirmed to have written the music for Sonic The Hedgehog 3. → Read More

July 13th, 2009

You might be playing Uncharted 2 on September 30

I love how the word “leak” can apply to anything from Deep Throat to PS3 video game release dates. Such is life. Anyway, the release dates for several Sony video games has supposedly “leaked” to a French site. The big news: expect to see Uncharted 2 on September 30. Oh, and perhaps a Michael Jackson edition of Sing Star this fall. → Read More

July 6th, 2009

Michael Jackson's sad, sad toy barn

These panoramas show the remains of MJ’s secret toy lair complete with C3-P0, Batman, and Darth Vader dolls along with some bikes, some Bruce Lee stuff, and a few lumpen Power Rangers. This is the detritus of an overgrown kid with attention disorder. It jumps from cool thing to cool thing and even includes an arcade dedicated to games that died at the turn of the century. → Read More

June 29th, 2009

MJ flash drive includes Thriller album and sad, cynical marketing ploy

I Took My Flash Drive On A Saturday Tweetup “Boy Is That Flash With You” “Yes We’re One And The Same” Now I Believe In Gigabytes And An 2 Gig Model Is Shipping Tonight But, If You’re Thinkin’ About My Flash Drive It Costs $19.99 And Comes In Black And Green → Read More