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  • It’s Alive! Google’s iOS Search App Shows Hints Of Self-Awareness

    It’s Alive! Google’s iOS Search App Shows Hints Of Self-Awareness

    It may not have a cool name like “Siri,” but you can’t accuse Google’s Voice Search app of lacking personality. Or self-awareness, for that matter. In case you missed it, Google upgraded its iOS search app on Tuesday with improved voice search functionality – it’s the closest iOS users can get to a “Google Now“-like experience. The new app can… Read More

  • A Sneak Peek At The New Yahoo Home Page Redesign?

    A Sneak Peek At The New Yahoo Home Page Redesign?

    TechCrunch has obtained a secret copy of what may be a mockup for the new Yahoo home page. Yesterday, Yahoo’s new CEO Marissa Mayer shared her broad vision for the future of the Internet company with employees. According to AllThingsD, Mayer didn’t share specific plans for fixing search and email or an “in-process and dramatic home page redesign.” While ATD reporter… Read More

  • The iArm Mount Keeps Your iPad At Your Fingertips

    The iArm Mount Keeps Your iPad At Your Fingertips

    We’ve tried the avoid the majority of iPad mounting solutions, but this one is just too good to pass up. The iArm car mount keeps your iPad where you want it at all times: blocking your view of the rest of the world. Read More

  • Apple re-affirms its longstanding commitment to not being a gaming platform

    Apple re-affirms its longstanding commitment to not being a gaming platform

    In a statement to the press today following the announcement of the newest MacBook Pros, which sport hybrid graphics and increased battery life, an Apple representative had this to say: We are proud to continue a decades-long commitment to not providing a compelling platform for gaming. We chose the NVIDIA GT 330M 256MB was made after some consideration: how can we, in days of inexpensive… Read More

  • Apple announces Steve's Blood Pressure, available immediately

    Apple announces Steve's Blood Pressure, available immediately


    Very funny. Unless it’s just an act and, like Kim Jong Il, the original Steve died years ago and this one is just a Life Model Decoy. With Apple’s new manufacturing techniques, they could probably pull it off… Read More

  • True iPhone killer: the BlackBerry Terminator

    True iPhone killer: the BlackBerry Terminator


    “Put down your iPhone. You have 20 seconds to comply.”
    “I think you’d better do as he says, Mr. Jobs.”
    “You now have 15 seconds to comply.” Yeah I know that’s from Robocop, not Terminator, but the latest BlackBerry device, the Terminator, looks more like ED-209 than a hunter-killer. It’s got all the usual stuff — infra-red vision… Read More

  • BREAKING: Next Dark Knight villians revealed

    BREAKING: Next Dark Knight villians revealed


    Psych! These are just renderings from Aussie artist Josh McMahon, but wouldn’t it be awesome if they were real? Not a big fan of seeing another Catwoman anytime soon, but I’m down with Harley Quinn aka Dr. Harleen Quinzel. And like io9, I’d much rather see David Tennant aka Dr. Who as the Riddler than Johnny Depp. What say ye, dear reader? Read More

  • Shocking iPods surface again, along with shock mice, shock USB drives

    Shocking iPods surface again, along with shock mice, shock USB drives

    I love finding stuff like this in Chinatown. Here in Seattle I found two awesome dart guns that fired those little orange darts like 30 feet. Amazing. And Geeksugar has located a collection of prank shock-gadgets — joy buzzers for this modern age. And here I thought this was a shock mouse! There’s an iPod version too, and if it looks familiar, that’s because you saw me and… Read More

  • iPhone 1.1.4 firmware not coming anytime soon, Tiny Code was just joshin

    iPhone 1.1.4 firmware not coming anytime soon, Tiny Code was just joshin

    Someone named Kelly, pictured to the left, over at Tiny Code is a big d-bag. “Tiny-Code never had any relations with Apple, Inc. or any other division of Apple. Never had the new firmware or any pre-SDK pack. Certainly never signed any NDA. I find it interesting that a simple joke on the front of a minor at best Installer.app repo can cause so many wakes. It is equivocally funny that… Read More