Humor

  • Whiny Kid Wants To Keep Playing World of Warcraft After Bedtime

    Whiny Kid Wants To Keep Playing World of Warcraft After Bedtime

    Since today will probably be a bit slower than normal due to a certain event, I’ve been trying to find some tidbits that might just brighten up your day. Whether you play World of Warcraft or not, you’ll be sure to keel over in laughter when you listen to audio of a kid bitching at his parents about going to bed when he just started a raid. The audio runs about five minutes or so, so… Read More

  • New "Get A Mac" Ads Released

    Apple has been kind enough to grace us with three new hilarious Mac ads. Featuring everyone’s favorite Mac and PC, the two argue over the multiple versions of Vista in “Choose A Vista”, PC gets upstaged by a Mac Genius in “Genius”, and “Party Is Over” takes multiple stabs at Vista, pretty much attacking every last thing wrong with it. Score. These ads just… Read More

  • Grand Theft Auto 6 On Its Way!

    Grand Theft Auto 6 On Its Way!

    PLAY Magazine UK must have the ULTIMATE hook-up at Rockstar. The magazine has just revealed that popular GTA series will be getting its sixth installment very soon. Amazing that details have already leaked out considering GTA IV isn’t even yet out and is still highly anticipated. Rumor has it that the game will feature a recently-fired designer from a game mag. going on a shooting-spree. Read More

  • Apparently, AT&T Thought The Future Would Be Like Robocop

    http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/NQNhq253PPWkUciv4 Way back in the early 1990s, AT&T put out a series of videos showcasing what its idea of a technology-filled future would be. The above video, which is part six in the series, shows two women ordering lunch from Ronny’s (the cobb salad is to DIE for), shopping for dresses with virtual mannequins, and seeing how they’d look in dresses… Read More

  • Konami Characters And Their 1980s Counterparts

    Konami Characters And Their 1980s Counterparts

    This is quite possibly the most awesome set of comparisons ever. For years I’ve been saying that the guy from Contra looks like Arnold and sure enough, according to this Shamoozal article, he does. A bunch of characters from Konami games have been compared to their 1980s counterparts and boy are the results right on the money. Aside from Contra, you’ll also find comparisons for games… Read More

  • iPhone Shuffle Announced

    iPhone Shuffle Announced

    No screen, low cost, and a 50-percent manufacturing savings for Apple. Is it a dream? No! It’s the iPhone Shuffle, an exciting new phone that’s loaded with absolutely no-features and comes with a coupon redeemable for a free sundae at Dairy Queen (aka CrunchGear HQ). It’s due out Q4 and sports some of today’s leading technologies like crushed walnuts and whipped cream. Read More

  • Clocky: A Brief Video Review

    It’s Friday, it feels like Spring, and Clocky has invaded CrunchGear HQ (well, my place at least). Check out the above video for a humorous, informative review on one of the coolest alarm clocks of the century. If you want to read more about Clocky or purchase one, visit Nandahome.com. Read More

  • K-Fed Gets A Search Engine

    K-Fed Gets A Search Engine

    Lucky for you, I spend a good hour a day pissing my life away reading gossip blogs. So when I stumbled upon this K-Fed Search Engine, you could imagine my excitement of finding technology combined with a D-List A-list celebrity! “Search With Kevin” is a essentially a promo for Kevin Federline’s album Playing With Fire. A user can search the web with K-Fed and win a prize. Up for… Read More

  • When Mario Kart Meets Drunken Debauchery

    http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?umid=50229 What do you get when you throw together racing, liquor, drugs, and a group of jackasses? The CrunchGear team! Or how about a live rendition of Mario Kart. Watch in amazement as these “grown men” ride tricycles around outside dressed up as Mario Kart characters. They seriously go all out, including bananas, power ups, and… Read More

  • eBaum's World Snags Mobile Deal, Steals Danish

    http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/ml_player2.swf Stealer of all content and video archive eBaum’s World has scored a deal with a “major cellular network company”, which is most likely Sprint. eBaum’s World will offer a mobile channel full of funny and outlandish videos submitted by users whilst Eric Bauman profits like no other. There’s also supposed to be exclusive… Read More

 
  • The iPhone In Total Summation

    The iPhone In Total Summation

    I think every person who sees this feels a bit better about their Monday. I know I do. Official Site [The Joy of Tech] Read More

  • Apple Rumor Generator Cranks Lies Out Like Catholic Bunnies

    Apple Rumor Generator Cranks Lies Out Like Catholic Bunnies

    We usually post the Apple rumors that we think are real, but sometimes one or two can slip through the cracks. Now no news is accurate thanks to Apple Gazette’s Apple Rumor Generator! Integrity? Take a hike. Truth? Buzz off. This is unadulterated, full on rumormongering. It works by selecting a piece from each category on the chart shown above. For instance, “A confirmed source has… Read More

  • Ikea Slabang Alarm Clock Good For Waking Up, Abuse

    Ikea Slabang Alarm Clock Good For Waking Up, Abuse

    Sometimes getting back to basics can be good in the world of design. This simple, yet effective Slabang alarm clock from Swedish home store Ikea has a special yellow rubber shell to protect it from falls, throws, and for when you use it as a bottle opener after 12 beers. Slabang comes with all the basic alarm clock features plus the ability to record seven seconds of audio via a built-in… Read More

  • A CrunchGear Valentine's Day: What To Get Your Lady

    A CrunchGear Valentine's Day: What To Get Your Lady

    I know that Valentine’s Day is a big pain in the ass and that getting a gift for your lady is the most boring waste of time ever. This year though, get her something the both of you can enjoy as a dorky couple. I guarantee you will find something to get her out of these next five items or I’ll call you cheap and berate you about it. Now, onto the goods! Read More

  • New Mac Ad: Cancel or Allow?

    No matter which side you take, you still know you love the Mac vs. PC commercials. This new one takes a direct hit at Windows Vista and the annoying, suppressive security features that come built in. There’s also the always-popular tactic of “PCs get viruses, Macs don’t!” being used as well. One of the more creative commercials and a humorous one, too. Read More

  • Vista Gets 0wn3d

    Vista Gets 0wn3d

    It certainly does. Via Digg Read More

  • The Zune Ads Microsoft Never Wanted You To See

    The Zune Ads Microsoft Never Wanted You To See

    Ahh yes. A few days after the Zune launches and already everyone is parodying everything from the installation screens to that stupid “Welcome to the Social” slogan. Our favorite hands down has to be the gigantic orgy one you see above you that we found on deepsignal’s flickr account. But wait, that’s not all. We also found some new campaign ads originally intended for… Read More