Maybe the ol’ trustfund just kicked in. Maybe you’ve decided you too own a chunk of Facebook, and actually managed to get them to settle. Whatever the case, you’re sitting on a fat pile of cash and are feelin’ gaudy, good taste be damned.
The self-declared luxury phone designers at Gresso, previously mentioned for cramming six ugly clocks into the back of the iPhone (for $6000) and wrapping an… → Read More
Oh, Gresso, you and your ridonkulous iPhone accessories and attempts to bejewel our phones. This $6,000 case features six goofy little watches embedded into its face, allowing you to tell the time at a glance. Or you could just start up your iPhone clock and go at it that way. It adds 1mm to the phone, which is why I suspect the watches are actually quartz and not mechanical. Pretty dumb stuff. → Read More
So you’re like on the Internet and you get an email from a company called Gresso and you’re all like “Oh wow another iPhone case, dumb dumb dumb” and you’re about to stand up and go get another oatmeal cookie and you notice WTF right? WTF? Rhinestones made of pressed gold what wizardry is this where are we, Hyrule? Is this Lazy Town? Where is Little John doing a… → Read More
Here’s a version of the iPad you’re not going to see at the airport vending machines. Luxury manufacturer Gresso is producing an iPad made from African Blackwood and 18k gold. → Read More
Gresso is at it again with the Gresso Luxor, an abomination of a phone designed for rich men. The Gresso has a 42-carat “sapphire crystal” and is made of steel clad in PVD. It’s clad in 200-year-old “African blackwood” because, presumably, elephant skin was too gauche. → Read More
Gresso, the company that fancies itself a manufacturer of luxury communication devices, has come up with the iPhone 4 Black Diamond. The “luxury” here means an 18 carat gold Apple logo, a black diamond (presumably a carbonado), and a 200-year-old African Blackwood case. Mm. → Read More
Once again we welcome into the world a bit of conspicuous consumption so ham-handed that you actually get compassionate flop sweat for these people. The Gresso Avantgarde Skeleton is a “skeleton” phone with a display back. What does that mean? There’s a hole in the back so you can see the circuitry. This idea is so crazy that I wonder how much coke the creators did just to get… → Read More
Out of nowhere comes this company Gresso who is already aiming to dive into the luxury mobile phone market that is mostly dominated by companies like Vertu. So how can this thing possibly take on a $10,000+ brand like Vertu? Well first off, the damn thing is made of gold and 200-year old African blackwood. That’s going to already jack up the price. Secondly, each phone is unique because last… → Read More
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