February 1st, 2010

Apple's subtle, subliminal message during the iPad event

Phenomenal. [via HardOCP] → Read More

January 29th, 2010

The iPad: a revolution in Apple mockery

http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1928558&fullscreen=1 “And these jokes come so naturally that you don’t even have to think about it. You just… mock.” → Read More

January 22nd, 2010

The Apple Tablet rumors the other blogs are afraid to publish

CrunchGear is, as you know, the internet’s primary nexus for trade secrets, corporation-breaking revelations, and the latest salacious home videos of tech CEOs (yes, Jen-Hsun Hwang, we have that one). Our power to elevate or crush giants in the industry is kept in check only by our unerring discretion — and by a set of laws, carved into amber slabs and venerated constantly in a hidden shrine… → Read More

January 19th, 2010

Video: Prototype Jettupakku

http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=280675 Don’t lie. You laughed. Also: I can’t be the only one that would prefer one of these to a Segway. [via Geekologie] → Read More

January 19th, 2010

Today's lesson: Know your opponent

I’m a big believer in open source development. The bazaar development model allows quality ideas to float to the top, albeit in sometimes contentious ways. The Linux kernel, the Apache httpd web server, and the PHP programming language are all developed in the open, and anyone is allowed to participate in their development. Filing bug reports is as important as writing the actual code. It helps… → Read More

January 14th, 2010

Locals: "Your radio tower gives us rashes!" Company: "You mean the one that's been off all this time?"

The readers of this blog are probably far to well-informed to take part in the “electromagnetic allergy” FUD and NIMBYism. I’m sure it’s clear to you guys that we’re all saturated with various forms of radiation all the time, and having a radio tower by your house isn’t likely to do anything other than mess with your reception. But the residents of Craigavon, a town in Northern Ireland South… → Read More

January 13th, 2010

The Escapist reviews Torchlight

http://cdn2.themis-media.com/media/global/movies/player/flowplayer.commercial-3.1.5.swf “More clicks than a school for dolphin telegraph operators.” → Read More

January 13th, 2010

The Onion's CES Highlights

The Onion, always good for a quick larf, just posted a list of great new devices launched at CES including but not limited to:

Radioshack—Big Sack of Adapters: The right one is probably in there somewhere

Bose—Noise-Postponing Headphones: Using Bose’s patented SoundDelay technology, these headphones store ambient distractions for up to six hours before unleashing them all at once against the… → Read More

January 8th, 2010

Hey, look, it's Nicholas on TWiT with Leo Laporte

“CrunchGear. Always doing great stuff.” And Jimin helped. → Read More

December 19th, 2009

HP webcams are racist

“As soon as my blackness enters the frame…” Listen, HP, this is the 21st century. Obama is in the White House. This needs to be fixed STAT. → Read More

December 18th, 2009

Video: Hold on, go right

It’s an age-old trope: the enhance in the movie that can zoom into a finitely granular photo in order to see the face of a killer in someone’s eye. It’s a beautiful McGuffin, a way to stick in a little tech nerdery into an otherwise boring scene.

It also saves writers from having to think up really good scenes. → Read More

December 15th, 2009

Give it a Ponder: OK, LG, you win this round

LG is trying to get kids to think before they text. Instead of featuring a cartoon frog and his skateboarding friends, they’ve hired James Lipton and his beard to encourage kids to Give It A Ponder before they text. Well played, LG. Well played. → Read More

November 30th, 2009

UK's Sun gooses Apple in this fun little ad

It’s just as Rob over at BoingBoing says: you don’t have to be mean, negative, or hip to make a good point. The Sun and its ilk are still worthwhile and will continue to be so for at least a few years. Don’t forget what years of experience, local contacts, and a nice big tabloid layout can do for you.

Check out the short video inside. → Read More

November 19th, 2009

The DuinoTagger and Talcapult

Like a ’70s cop team – one is the goodie two shoes and the other one is the drunk – the DuinoTagger and Talcapult allow you to shoot things and make smoke appear. The gun uses an Arduino board to control a tiny catapult that blows out a little puff of smoke. → Read More

November 5th, 2009

Breaking: Large Hadron Collider shut down by precision bird strike

The LHC is recovering from a serious overheating problem, caused by a piece of stale bread dropped by a bird onto an apparently unprotected thermal vent. Impossible, you say? Not impossible. I used to bulls-eye whomp rats in my T-16 back home. → Read More

November 3rd, 2009

Pirate keyboard has only one letter (guess which one)

ARRRRR! CTRL-ALT-BELAY! [via Walyou and Gearfuse] → Read More

October 26th, 2009

Surprise! "Family Guy" too raunchy for Microsoft sponsorship

When I first heard that Microsoft was going to be publicizing Windows 7 in the legendarily offensive “Family Guy,” I thought “Wow, either Microsoft is cooler than I thought or they’ve never actually seen the show.” Unsurprisingly, it seems to have been the latter. → Read More

October 25th, 2009

Video: Google Voice does translation too – in a way

Oh, it is a strange world we live in. Our phones are computers, our computers are supercomputers, and our bikes are rocket bikes. So why should it seem strange when our email provider translates incoming voicemails?

This one in particular shows how far technology has come. (Short, funny video inside) → Read More

October 22nd, 2009

SeeNow.com: Put your friends in compromising positions

SeeNow is a cute website that allows you to create those old timey “face-in-hole” pictures so popular at county fairs, hay rides, and correctional facilities. The concept is simple: you upload, link to, or take a picture of your face and then put it into a series of clever situations or onto the faces of popular celebrities. Step 4? Profit! → Read More

October 20th, 2009

Happy Birthday, Devin

Right now Devin is probably doing Everclear shots and dancing the Macarena with an old woman in a pantsuit because it’s his birthday! That’s right, our own Devin Coldewey just turned 18 and he’s legal, ladies. If you see him tonight buy him a Fuzzy Nipple on CrunchGear. → Read More

October 13th, 2009

My posse's on Google: Sir Mix-A-Lot gets mapped

Oh, newfangled world. You are so full of wonders. And people have so much free time to adorn you with useless but amazing things, like this map of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s escapades in “My Posse’s On Broadway.” In the end, he really only cruises down a couple streets then goes and eats (twice), but that’s not the point. Adam Cohn has recontextualized 80s hip hop into Web 2.0, which is a one-way ticket to… → Read More

October 11th, 2009

Be careful when you decide which costume to buy for your children

Let this video serve as a cautionary tale, of what happens when a kid sees too many Batman movies, and then gets a costume to match. → Read More

October 9th, 2009

Ticonderoga Antimicrobial Pencils: Say what?

Two things I learned today: there is a blog dedicated to office supplies and on that blog is a set of Ticonderoga pencils with antimicrobial coating. → Read More

September 28th, 2009

Things get wild at the Windows 7 party

What happens when your Windows 7 party gets a little crazy? People start talking about things like “boot sectors,” “man-on-man DIMM insertion,” and “[beep].”

via BBG → Read More

September 24th, 2009

Yahtzee looks at Beatles Rock Band and Guitar Hero 5

http://static.themis-media.com/media/global/movies/player/flowplayer.commercial-3.1.1.swf Look for the Wheel o’ Babies! → Read More

September 3rd, 2009

RRoD: the t-shirt

The Xbox 360′s achievement model has been incredibly successful, but there is one that no one wants to get. It’s also the easiest. The dreaded RRoD! Now you can display your achievement with pride. → Read More

September 3rd, 2009

In which an acoustic rendering of the Super Mario Brother's theme is made available to you, the reader

And now, for your listening pleasure, I present the Super Mario Brothers Theme as recorded by my friend Rick. You are welcome. → Read More

September 2nd, 2009

Sir, the tow truck can make it out there some time between noon and 6PM

Just spotted this picture over at Gizmodo and had to caption it. → Read More

September 1st, 2009

Hackermouse is equipped with Time Distortion Field

I’ll let this one speak for itself. Click on through for the full story. → Read More

August 25th, 2009

PlasticAxe: A blog about music gaming

We don’t usually announce blog launches but this one is pretty much beauty: it’s PlasticAxe, a blog about music gaming. Granted he’ll probably run out of stuff to write about on day 10, but Joe Rybicki, formerly of 1UP and a bunch of other gaming sites and magazines, has melded his love of music gaming with his love of Wordpress templates and created a niche blog to end all niche blogs. → Read More