March 16th, 2010

Video: Mini fuel cell powering a robot fish

This robotic fish is not the first of its kind, but it’s certainly one of the coolest out there (granted, not too many of these actually exist). Developed by the Faculty of Engineering at Osaka City University, the unnamed robo fish can move very realistically and has a key selling point: It can be powered by a solid-polymer fuel cell dubbed “Power Tube”. → Read More

September 2nd, 2009

Six pound Swedish Fish proves boy's love for his sister

First there was the crazy five pound gummy bear and now we find something considerably grosser. Our own Weatherman, commenter extraordinaire, created – wait for it – a huge, disgusting Swedish Fish. → Read More

August 24th, 2009

Robo-fish swims like a real fish, tastes considerably worse than real fish when fried

Once upon a time great wizards named Kamal Youcef-Toumi and Pablo Valdivia Y Alvarado created a magical mechanical fish. The King of MIT was pleased and so put forth a press release describing the fish as a “long-term sensing and exploration unit.”

The fish are completely self-contained and covered in delicious rubber. It moves just like a real fish by twirling its fins and moving its body to… → Read More

May 9th, 2009

Control your fish tank from your iPhone

Do you need telemetric data from your fish tank? Do you even have a fish tank? Well, you’re in luck because TankedCAM is a fish tank monitoring and video system for iPhone that allows you to watch your fishy fishes as well as turn on their little fish toys. there’s even a flash demo for those who wish to open and close a dinosaur’s mouth. → Read More

December 17th, 2007

One step to Santa's naughty list

If you like to pump your music from your iPod for all to hear, and you like to be cruel to animals with seven seconds of memory, have we got the device for you. Meet the iPond, the real-life speaker/aquariam combo that has animal’s rights do-gooders up in arms. Er, fins, or whatever you get up-in for fish. The claim is that the aquarium is up to fifteen times smaller than the fish requires… → Read More

December 13th, 2007

Great moments in the Amazon Suggestion System

I see you’re buying a scanner. Would you like a USB cable or some salmon? → Read More

March 28th, 2007

Fish-Cleaning Fish-Fryer

Wow this one just seems so wrong to me. The video shows a man who invented a deep fryer that is cleaned by way of a fish tank underneath. The fryer gunk drains into the tank and the fishies eat it. It prevents people from having to clean the fryer frequently and from having to feed the fish. It also turns the fish into cannibals which is pretty effed up. I guess though that it’s as ingenuous… → Read More

October 11th, 2006

German Fishloft Makes Your Fish Cooler Than The Other Fish

Oh man, this is cool. Completely uselss, but so so cool. It’s a Fishloft. It’s German…and that’s about all we know. If you know German, you can check out the offical website to answer your burning questions such as “Woraus besteht Fishloft?” Basically, you would put this in a pond and pump the air out and the water in. The next thing you know, pond inhabitants… → Read More