January 18th, 2011

Final Fantasy XIII Gets A Sequel, Because You Couldn't Get Enough Of The Original

So apparently Square felt that Final Fantasy XIII, heavily criticized for being too linear and arbitrary, wasn’t quite complete. Either that or they’re hemorrhaging money from the even more heavily-criticized FFXIV (which they have actually apologized for), and need to shore up the cash reserves.

Whatever the case, this winter they’ll be putting out Final Fantasy XIII-2, a direct sequel to XIII… → Read More

July 30th, 2010

New Price For Older Xbox 360 Bundles As Best Buy Clears Shelf Space

Best Buy is reducing the price on old-model Xbox 360 bundles. They need to be cleared out to make space for the new slim design. Packaged with the console will be either Final Fantasy XIII or Splinter Cell Conviction, depending on your choice. No custom art on the console, though. Both consoles will come with the 250GB hard drive, two wireless controllers and the game. Price is expected to be… → Read More

July 14th, 2010

Is Final Fantasy creator Hironobu Sakaguchi ready to retire?

We may be looking at the end of an era. Final Fantasy creator Hironobu Sakaguchi says the game he’s working on right now, The Last Story for the Nintendo Wii, “might be [his] last work.” Reason? Well, he’s not a young kid anymore. He’s 47, which isn’t old by any means, but it does take a lot out of you to keep making game after game, especially the RPGs he specializes in. Gotta put… → Read More

March 19th, 2010

Dear Square Enix: Just remake Final Fantasy VII already

I’ll just point you in the direction of this weird rant… thing about Final Fantasy. It sorta explains the differences between Final Fantasy I and Final Fantasy XIII. Something about honor and inns and whatnot. Yeah. More importantly, let’s discuss the possibility of Square Enix remaking Final Fantasy VII, because that hasn’t been done before on the Internet. → Read More

February 12th, 2010

Final Fantasy for iPhone: First trailer and new screenshots

In case you haven’t heard already, Final Fantasy I and II are heading for the iPhone. Originally released in Japan in 1987 and 1988, respectively, for the NES, it took a while for the now legendary RPGs to go America, but they did (on various platforms). And now Square Enix is planning special versions for the iPhone/iPod touch, both in Japanese and English. → Read More

February 12th, 2010

Final Fantasy XIII bundle coming to America

Get ready to spend some Gil – it looks like Square isn’t going to ignore the US this time. Square Enix and Microsoft just announced that they are putting together a special Final Fantasy XIII Xbox 360. And while these are normally restricted to Japan, this time you’ll actually be able to buy one without have to pay to import it! → Read More

December 30th, 2009

Ever wonder what FFXIII Elixir tastes like? Now you can know

Here’s one for the really dedicated Final Fantasy fan. The beverage company, Suntory, has teamed up with Square to offer a limited edition drink collection, featuring 16 special art cans of Final Fantasy “Elixir”. The set also contains a commemorative metal cup, presumably to drink your elixir from. → Read More

July 11th, 2009

Final Fantasy A+

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/164000/164193_FFA_.swf via newgrounds.com   Everything I hated in Final Fantasy, in satiric form. → Read More

May 14th, 2009

Sony announces the Dissidia Final Fantasy PSP bundle, available August 25

Sony has just announced a brand spankin’ new LE Entertainment Pack for the Final Fantasy fans. It will be an exclusive pack to Gamestop that comes with a “Mystic Silver” PSP-3000, Dissidia Final Fantasy game, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children on UMD and a 2GB memory stick. Get yours for $200 starting on August 25th at Gamestops across the US.

On a side note, Nicholas and I will be attending… → Read More

May 13th, 2009

Square: Final Fantasy Advent Children Complete on June 2, no FFXIII demo

Good news, Final Fantasy fans. Square just announced the U.S. release date for Final Fantasy: Advent Children Complete on Blu-ray. Mark your calendars for June 2 and set aside $38.96. (So Blu-ray.com was just off.) → Read More

April 16th, 2009

eBay find: Final Fantasy XI Chains of Promathia PC case

If you consider yourself to be a Final Fantasy fan, this one is for you. Awarded as the grand prize for a cosplay competition, it’s a custom PC with the artwork from the Chains of Promathia expansion printed directly on the side panels. Can you say “chick magnet”? → Read More

March 31st, 2009

Square-Enix "Security Token" for ultra-paranoid MMO players coming April 7

Imagine you’re a serious Final Fantasy XI player. You might be afraid of someone stealing your store of Phoenix Down, or maybe that Coral Sword you’ve worked so hard for. You might be wanting to take steps to protect your investment. Luckily, SquEnix has you sorted out. It may be a bit overkill, but their new “security token” is probably as secure as you’re going to get. Bonus! Free “mog satchel”… → Read More

March 25th, 2009

Reasonably live from Nintendo's GDC press conference: SDHC for WiiWare, Final Fantasy heads to Virtual Console

Hey! We’ve just received word from out team at the Game Developers Convention that WiiWare will now support launching games from SDHC cards. That’s as of the latest update, which is available for download today. And there’s more from the big Nintendo press conference! → Read More

March 25th, 2009

Final Fantasy Advent Children comes out on Blu-ray on June 7

Mark your calendar(s) for June 7, Final Fantasy fans, for that’s when Final Fantasy Advent Children comes out on Blu-ray. So says the eponymously named Blu-ray.com. What “bonus features” can we look forward to? → Read More

February 11th, 2009

Video: What would Halo look like if it were played like Final Fantasy

Ha! This here video, which must have taken some time to put together (I have a new respect for video editing post-Comic Con), shows what Halo would look like if it were a traditional JRPG à la Final Fantasy. → Read More

January 28th, 2009

Yup, there's a new Final Fantasy XIII trailer all right

Eh-kysa knybrelc! Oac, dra luihdtufh ec ujan yht [Square] ryc ibtydat dra uvveleym [Final Fantasy XIII] Fap ceda fedr y haf dnyeman. Yht ihmega syho secmaytehk jetau kysa dnyemanc draca tyoc, drec uha crufc yldiym kysabmyo. → Read More

January 16th, 2009

You're going to be waiting a *long* time for Final Fantasy XIII, America

Hope you weren’t looking forward to playing Final Fantasy XIII any time soon, Americans, for Square Enix said late last night (time zone permitting) that the game won’t be released here till at least next April. It’s like the good old days when we had to wait two years of a localization to come out, if it ever did. → Read More

October 8th, 2008

Oh, so that's how Wii-DS play works in new Final Fantasy

Square Enix’s upcoming Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time employs quite a little gimmick: simultaneous Wii and DS play. That is, while you’re playing the DS version, you can pal up with your friend who’s playing the Wii version. This strange mestiçagem works by essentially “porting” the DS version to the Wii, which then translates the DS top-bottom alignment… → Read More

August 6th, 2008

Conspiracy: Is Microsoft funding the Xbox 360 FFXIII port?

Simpler times Is Microsoft footing the bill for the upcoming Xbox 360 port of Final Fantasy XIII? We’ll find when the next issue of Famitsu hits, which, say several “insiders,” has a cover feature on the game. One of the topics discussed therein, how and why Square Enix decided to bring the game to the Xbox 360. There’s also more word on the game’s release date—in Japan… → Read More

July 15th, 2008

Final Fantasy XIII nerd reaction

As Joel notes, this is either a parody or, more disturbingly, some sort of insane FFXIII fan video created by a young man who perhaps could use a little time alone with a young lady and a little fresh air. There is some NSFW language in there near the end but you could feasibly turn down the audio and just watch this guy go nuts. → Read More

April 4th, 2008

CrunchArcade: BitTorrent downloads show Final Fantasy Crisis Core most popular game

On a very popular, very exclusive, cat-themed video game BitTorrent tracker, Final Fantasy Crisis Core is the number one downloaded game. I bring this up for several reasons. One, BitTorrent downloads are a decent method to determine a game’s popularity among hardcore gamers. I know, or at least think, because my most hardcore gaming days coincided with rampant piracy. DreamCast, Xbox1, you name… → Read More

June 18th, 2007

Hell Freezes Over: Destiny's Child Mobile Game Released

I love your pits, Beyonce You know what’s fantastic? The Final Fantasy series from Square-Enix. I really love those games. I like Kingdom Hearts and Saga Frontier 2 too. But as of today, I’m no longer buying anything that godforsaken company releases. Know why? They made a goddamned game called Destiny’s Child Groove and it’s hitting your mobile phone right now. The… → Read More