March 6th, 2010

The many varied opinions of Final Fantasy XIII: Was Square Enix trying to please too many people simultaneously?

Final Fantasy XIII comes out on Tuesday, but Square Enix‘s review embargo must have lifted yesterday, since pretty much ever Web site ever has published their review. Not us, of course. That’s fine. I’ll just buy the game and play it quietly by myself next week. Be that as it may, let’s see what people are saying about it. → Read More

March 5th, 2010

Where are all the PS3s?

So this is odd. In reading up on Final Fantasy XIII, I decided to see how much it would cost to buy a PS3 and the game. The system is all but sold out all over the Internet! It’s backordered on Newegg, GameStop, and Best Buy (partially), and can be found on Amazon for quite the mark-up—there’s no way I’m paying $370 for the 120GB SKU. Did the Sony factory lose power or… → Read More

March 5th, 2010

Oh look, a video review of Final Fantasy XIII from GameSpot

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/cne_flash/production/eidothea/release/eidothea.swf GameSpot just published a video review of Final Fantasy XIII. It’s the first review of the localized version of the game (at least I think it is!), so I’m putting it up here. Let’s watch it. → Read More

February 2nd, 2010

Boo, multi-disc games!

Really, folks? Are you really going to complain about multi-disc games now? Of all the injustices in the world, of all the legitimate issues you can have with technology, you’re going to rally around this stupid issue? Good God. → Read More

January 14th, 2010

Video: New Final Fantasy XIII trailer has English voice cast

March 9 is slowly creeping up on us, which means we’ll all be sitting on our coaches and playing Final Fantasy XIII until the wee hours of the morning. To keep us busy, Square just released a new trailer set to the game’s main theme, “My Hands,” performed by Leona Lewis. (At least I think that’s the main theme.) This trailer features the English voice cast, so put on your headphones and take… → Read More

November 13th, 2009

Final Fantasy XIII hits North America (both PS3 and Xbox 360) on March 9, 2010!

Final Fantasy XIII will come out in North America on March 9, 2010 for both the PS3 and Xbox 360. So says the official e-mail we just received. You can’t see it, but there’s a smile on my face right now. → Read More

September 8th, 2009

Final Fantasy XIII hits Japan on December 17, ‘overseas’ in spring 2010

What’s the absolute best way to buttress the launch of the PS3 Slim? That would be to launch Final Fantasy XIII very, very shortly afterward. I’m pleased to say that that’s exactly what’s happening, at least as far as Japan is concerned. Yup, Square Enix just announced the release date of the game: December 17, 2009. For whatever reason the game will be a whopping ¥9,240, or around $100. → Read More

May 20th, 2009

What are the odds that we'll play Final Fantasy XIII before the next Ice Age?

I swear, you could round up the kids from The Little Rascals, give them a PS3 development kit, and they’d be able to pump out Final Fantasy XIII faster than Square Enix. Why? Squeenix was asked, for the billionth time, “When are you guys gonna release Final Fantasy XIII”” To which the company’s president replied, “We’ll do our best!” That’s for the Japanese market, mind you; pretty sure… → Read More

January 28th, 2009

Yup, there's a new Final Fantasy XIII trailer all right

Eh-kysa knybrelc! Oac, dra luihdtufh ec ujan yht [Square] ryc ibtydat dra uvveleym [Final Fantasy XIII] Fap ceda fedr y haf dnyeman. Yht ihmega syho secmaytehk jetau kysa dnyemanc draca tyoc, drec uha crufc yldiym kysabmyo. → Read More

January 22nd, 2009

Should we expect a new Final Fantasy XIII trailer in five days?

Go ahead and visit FinalFantasy13.com right now. A five-day countdown will greet you, promising a “new vision,” which several folks have interpreted to mean a new trailer. (“New vision = new trailer.”) There’s even some good old fashioned evidence to support this assumption. → Read More

January 19th, 2009

Cloud Black: Japan gets a Final Fantasy XIII PS3 special edition

Square Enix Japan today announced a very stylish PS3 bundle [JP] that includes a trial version of Final Fantasy XIII, the highly anticipated new game in the series. → Read More

August 18th, 2008

Final Fantasy XIII demo to be two-plus hours long

Remember this demo? Japan’s Famitsu magazine reports that the upcoming Final Fantasy XIII demo will be upwards of two hours in length. A two-hour demo, people! Who has that kind of time nowadays? Well, I do, but I don’t have a PS3, nor do I have any intention to get one, so… The demo, remember, comes with Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete (on Blu-ray, ergo the demo will… → Read More