June 14th, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever Metareview

14 years after its announcement, Duke Nukem Forever is finally here. But don’t play it. Well, at least that seems to be the consensus of the reviews. Joystiq puts it best, “Fail to the king, baby.” Ouch. Reviews started hitting a few days back, post E3 of course, and now that the dust has settled, let’s dive in and see what everyone has to say about the vaporware turned… → Read More

April 8th, 2011

NSFW: Duke Nukem Forever Babes trailer

Covered boobs. That’s what’s in this trailer. There’s no nipple slips, areola bombs or vajayjay flashing. But tits, even those in the virtual realm and covered with virtual fabric, tend to get some rilled up in a hissy, which is why the enticing NSFW label is in the headline. Happy Friday. Boobs. → Read More

March 24th, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever Delayed (What Year Is This?)

Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed.” Nope, that’s not a headline from 1997, but a headline from right now. The game has been pushed back from its May release to June 14 here in the U.S. → Read More

February 15th, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever Pre-Order Bonuses Include Spiffy Hat

You know that Duke Nukem Forever will be released on May 3 (barring some sort of actual alien invasion), but do you know what sort of pre-order bonuses are in store? You do now~! → Read More

February 11th, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever "Balls Of Steel Edition" Is Swag-Excessive

If you’re one of the rabid Duke Nukem fanboys who has truly been looking forward to Duke Nukem Forever these last 10 years, this may be the special edition for you. It may not include functional night-vision goggles, like Modern Warfare 2 did, but it does have a bust of Duke. → Read More

January 21st, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever: May 3

Quickly now: Duke Nukem Forever will be released on May 3 of this year for the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. 2K, the game’s publisher, says that “May 3, 2011 marks Duke’s return as he unleashes his brash and brutally honest wit on the world. His return is going to be epic and one that will make video gaming history!” Indeed. Update: Reveal trailer after the jump! → Read More

December 31st, 2010

Amazon & GameStop Put Duke Nukem Forever At May 31

Duke Nukem Forever has popped up on Amazon and GameStop with a May 31, 2011 release date. Considering both pre-order pages are linked from the official Duke Nukem Forever Web site there’s probably a good chance that the game will be spinning inside your 360/PS3 on (or by) that date. → Read More

October 7th, 2010

Gearbox Working With Retailers To Honor Duke Nukem Forever Preorders

Were you one of the faithful, the unfortunate few, who pre-ordered Duke Nukem Forever? Have you clung to that yellowed receipt these many years, hoping against hope that the poor thing might somehow make it to market? Well, now that the impossible has occurred, your faith is being rewarded… or at least that’s the plan. → Read More

October 4th, 2010

Video: Duke Shows His Mature Side In Latest Duke Nukem Forever Footage

Well I’ll be hornswoggled: new footage of Duke Nukem Forever. → Read More

September 3rd, 2010

Confirmed! Duke Nukem Forever Coming To Consoles And PCs, Playable At PAX

http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1 The hints from yesterday and really obvious hint from today were not nonsense. Duke Nukem Forever is being finished by Gearbox, who confirmed in a Wall Street Journal report that they have “put the pieces together” and intend to release the game next year. → Read More

September 3rd, 2010

Duke Nukem Forever Somewhat Confirmed For PAX (Really)

OMG. Look at this: Duke Nukem Forever PAX booth material. The rumors were apparently true. Guess it kind of says the game is still in development and news should drop from PAX about its release. Amazing, but let’s try to hold off celebrating until it hits Steam or The Pirate Bay. Until then, the game is still vaporware. → Read More

August 11th, 2010

Will Gearbox, Developers Of Borderlands, Make Duke Nukem Forever?

Oh boy, another Duke Nukem story. It seems that the lawsuit between 3D Realms and Take 2 has been settled, and now Duke Nukem Forever is in the capable hands of Gearbox, developer of Borderlands and the Brothers In Arms series. The question is: who could possibly care? → Read More

February 2nd, 2010

New (?) Duke Nukem Forever footage prompts question: Does anyone care anymore?

Is this footage new? Meh, doesn’t matter. → Read More

June 23rd, 2009

So Duke Nukem Forever is still in development, along with another Duke game

I have never seen so many words used to described the goings-on of a near-dead video game developer and its near-dead video game. Only, maybe, nothing is dead at all?! I’m talking about, of course, 3D Realms and Duke Nukem Forever. The big news: apparently 3D Realms/Apogee Ltd. is still working on DNF, but just barely, and is also working on another Duke Nukem game, to be published by Take-Two. → Read More

May 15th, 2009

Take-Two sues 3D Realms for not finishing Duke Nukem Forever

Take-Two Interactive has sued Apogee Software Ltd., also known as 3D Realms, for breach of contract. Of course, that breach was closing up shop before it finished Duke Nukem Forever, which had been in development since 1997. Oh, yeah! → Read More

May 10th, 2009

May 10 2009: New Duke Nukem Forever video

It’s a Sunday that saw Formula 1 new boys (in a sense) Brawn GP take the double again, this time in Spain. It’s also a Sunday that saw the release of new Duke Nukem Forever footage, courtesy of former 3D Realms animator Bryan Brewer → Read More

May 6th, 2009

Duke Nukem Never? 3D Realms shutting down

In perhaps the most expected event of all time, 3D Realms — developer of the now-terminally delayed Duke Nukem Forever — appears to have been shut down. What this means for the long, long, looong-awaited Duke Nukem game is unclear — it’d be a great property to buy up and just finish, but who knows whether that will really happen. This news is unconfirmed but man, I’d really be… → Read More

September 30th, 2008

Two new high quality Duke Nukem Forever screenshots released

To help celebrate the XBLA release of Duke Nukem 3d and the 257th year of developing Duke Nukem Forever, 3d Realms tucked two hidden screenshots into the XBLA release which would be unlocked when the player fully completed the game. After a bunch of nasty camera-phone-screen-caps of the images made their way out over the weekend, 3d Realms released high quality official version of the images. One… → Read More

June 27th, 2008

3D Realms calls E3 ‘irrelevant,’ won't show Duke Nukem Forever there

Mythological developer 3D Realms wants you all to know that work on Duke Nukem Forever continues at an acceptable pace. So acceptable, in fact, that its CEO Scott Miller used the phrase “seriously nicely” to describe progress. But it gets even better! The same Miller, when asked whether or not 3D Realms would be using this year’s “E3” to show off the game, laughed a mighty laugh. → Read More

June 5th, 2008

Duke Nukem Forever footage! I felt the earth move!

What are you doing reading this sentence? Link is down there! Skip to about 4:15 in the video in this link and watch about 30 seconds of footage. [via Shacknews] → Read More

February 7th, 2008

Crooks and Liars: No Duke Nukem Forever this year says 3D Realms president

[photopress:nodnf.jpg,full,right] Forget whatever you heard about Duke Nukem Forever original story titlecoming out this year. 3D Realms president Scott Miller called the claim bogus and called the claim’s creators “lying bastards.” That’s refreshingly frank from a company president and fairly sloppy of the Dallas Morning News. The release date is still “when… → Read More

February 6th, 2008

Duke Nukem Forever "sometime this year," plus original on XBLA

We have a date! Well, not a date, but at least a release year. 3D Realms President Scott Miller said they were “talking to Microsoft about getting a release slot sometime this year.” Let’s hope DNF doesn’t pull a Daikatana. If you can’t wait for the next generation, maybe you’ll settle for the last. It’s popping onto XBLA with a co-op mode (score). I know… → Read More

December 19th, 2007

Duke Nukem Forever, releasing whenever, trailer now however

http://www.crunchgear.com/video/player.swf?movie=DNF.flv What can I say that hasn’t been already said every year since 1997? How about that Duke Nukem should probably be investigated for steroid use? In any case, the teaser trailer for the long-awaited game is live at Shack News. I’m not sure if they’re taking a tip from San Andreas and including pumping iron in the game, but… → Read More