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  • Innovation: Where Can We Go From Here? A Lot Of Places, Actually

    Innovation: Where Can We Go From Here? A Lot Of Places, Actually

    Just when you think that we’ve innovated all that we can, something new comes along and completely blows our mind. It could be an advancement in hardware, software or just a new way of thinking of things. Humans are pretty resilient when it comes to thinking up new things to tinker with and making our lives easier. This year was pretty awesome when it comes to innovation, and not the… Read More

  • CES 2011: Let The Boredom Begin!

    CES 2011: Let The Boredom Begin!

    It's been a tough few years for the CE industry. GPS sales collapsed, the unfulfilled dream of 3D didn't buoy the TV industry, and netbooks were eaten by tablets (one tablet in particular), sending manufacturers scrambling at the last minute to restart their long-dead design and assembly plans for slates. It's hard out there for a Samsung, Sony, HP, Dell, etc. Read More

  • OMHSDG!!! SNOW LEOPARD BOX

    OMHSDG!!! SNOW LEOPARD BOX

    Seriously. Can’t Apple build some destroyer robots who battle each other in a ring of fire? Anything but the box art for OSX Snow Leopard, the Most Boring Update in Apple History ™? Read More

  • Napster and AT&T team up to woo valuable "nobody" market by selling music over the air at $1.99 a song

    Napster and AT&T team up to woo valuable "nobody" market by selling music over the air at $1.99 a song

    Hey, hipsters! Put down your hacky-sacks for a few minutes and hear me lay down this smack! AT&T (the “Fun Network”) and Napster (“The service you used to steal all your music from”) are teaming up to offer 5 million songs over the air for $7.49 a month for 5 songs per month or $1.99 per single. What’s that, cool kittens and kiddios? That’s too much for a… Read More

  • Sony Ericsson Dropping Four New Phones on June 14th

    Sony Ericsson Dropping Four New Phones on June 14th

    Looks like S-E is finally releasing the Sofia and the Shinobu, along with two others, in an effort to sew up the musicphone market. I’m going to say “boooring, Sidney, boooring” to this, but someone out there I’m sure cares. Read More

  • CrunchGear Boooring Edition: Samsung SGH-C140

    CrunchGear Boooring Edition: Samsung SGH-C140

    Zzzzzz-wha!? Oh! It’s you. Welcome, welcome to another edition of CrunchGear’s Boooring Edition. This time around, we have the Samsung SGH-C140. Looking like a cellphone that you’d pick up from a 7-11 in 2001, this fatty is not feature rich in the slightest. It only comes with dual-band GSM, aa 65k color screen, polyphonic ringtones, a battery with 3 hours of talk time and 350… Read More

  • CES 2007 Booooring Edition: Franklin Spanish-English Translator

    CES 2007 Booooring Edition: Franklin Spanish-English Translator

    Actually, Blake loves this thing because it lets him speak to Raj without hassle. Franklin’s Spanish-English Translator gives you 800,000 translations to and from Spanish to English, it contains a phrase book with 5,500 phrases (“What’s up essay!”), and comes wit-zzzzzzzz…. Read More