May 25th, 2009

Turn your Xbox 360 avatar into a cake-top figurine

How many of you modeled your Xbox 360 avatar after yourself? Plenty of you, I’m sure. Not me, no. (Gotta be different.) My avatar, picture here, is named—yes, he has a name—Detective Bashyourbrainsin. He’s my idea of a rogue 1970s New York City police officer. → Read More

December 14th, 2008

Video: PlayStation Home isn't a safe environment for female avatars

The video is totally SFW, but you might lose a few brain cells by watching it PlayStation Home for the PS3 could be the absolute dumbest thing ever produced in the history of human civilization. (Penny-Arcade doesn’t like it either, and their voice carries the same weight as Walter Cronkite’s did during the Vietnam War.) But not only is it wretched—the Wii has avatars, the Wii is… → Read More

October 9th, 2008

360 Avatar customization needs 256MB card

The upcoming NXE update will feature the controversial avatar feature (you know, the one that makes me barf), but you’ve got to have either a HDD or 256MB card installed to take advantage of it. If you’ve got one of those pansy 64MB cards or (shudder) a naked Core system, you’ll be SOL, my friends. Of course, if you’ve just got a Core, how likely is it that you’re the… → Read More

September 30th, 2008

New Xbox Experience demo now online

Fire up Xbox Live for a “glimpse” of the upcoming New Xbox Experience, Microsft’s latest update to the Xbox System Software. The Avatars are still lame, sure, but the enhanced multimedia options are a welcome treat. → Read More

September 19th, 2008

Video: Avatars in the new Xbox Experience

http://images.video.msn.com/flash/soapbox1_1.swfVideo: Avatars in the new Xbox experience Major Nelson gives a rousing presentation on how to customize your avatar when the fall dashboard update unleashes the new Xbox Experience. Avatars are stupid. → Read More

August 5th, 2008

Xbox 360 avatars limited to E10+ rated games

Xbox Live GM Eric Kilgore revealed at Gamefest that those fun little avatars we can expect from the new dashboard update will be limited when they first roll out. “We are still developing the final policies,” he said, adding that “The final guide we have this year is to think of them in an ‘E10’ context. That doesn’t mean it won’t change – but this Fall they won’t be able to blow… → Read More

August 4th, 2008

Leaked: Thumbnails of Xbox 360 avatar creator images

I’m not a big fan of the Wii Mii phenomena, but the Xbox team thinks the rest of us are and as they revealed the new dashboard update at E3 they also rolled out the avatars. A few images (real or not, we’re not sure) were passed on to Xbox 360 fanboy that showcase many, if not all, thumbnail images for the avatar creator. Each icon clearly indicates what you’ll be able to do to your… → Read More

July 23rd, 2008

New interface + avatars = Totally reinvented Xbox 360?

Would do you call Nintendo-inspired avatars and a Cover Flow rip-off anything less than a “transformation”? Not if you’re Microsoft, apparently. Speaking at Gamefest yesterday, the CTO of Microsoft’s games division said the following about the upcoming Dashboard re-design: What this does is reinvent the Xbox. I don’t think any one has ever done this before – transformed a… → Read More

July 14th, 2008

Video: Down and dirty with the new Xbox 360 dashboard

http://qik.com/player2.swf?streamname=dfa56c1adf1741618476cfc5cc1d3067&vid=129666&playback=false&polling=false&user=c870e7b7af28f528a2ee5b9ad144f0ccbc0f8694&displayname=Qikker56606&safelink=c870e7b7af28f528a2ee5b9ad144f0ccbc0f8694&userlock=true&islive=&username=anonymous This whole Web 2.0 stuff is absolute garbage. I’m announcing a moratorium on… → Read More

June 19th, 2008

Meez finally launches virtual world, Meez Nation

I don’t do the whole virtual world thing that seems to be popular with all the kids, but I hate the iPhone too, so take it for what it’s worth. After millions of requests and painstaking months, Meez has launched their very own virtual world, Meez Nation. Once I get around to fully immersing myself and my avatar in Meez Nation, you can bet your ass I’ll be kicking it with 50 Cent in his… → Read More

June 7th, 2008

Beema: Add freaky avatars to your video messages

Poor Jason over at TC had to pretend to be an animated cat to try out a new video messaging platform, Beema. You log in, call a 1800 number, and leave a message. A short time later you get an SMS and an email containing your cellphone ready video. We gave it a go and were amused by the results. → Read More

April 3rd, 2007

MyCybertwin Software: Create an Online Version of Yourself To Annoy Your Friends, Family

An Australian company just released software that acts as your online doppelganger. Called MyCybertwin, the software serves as a go-between between friends, customers, well wishers, etc. and your online personality. In other words, it’s a programmable avatar (God, that word bothers me so) that people can interact with. For example, you may be AFK, but your cybertwin is always online. So your… → Read More