13 Ways Of Looking At A Craig Federighi Selfie (With Apologies to Wallace Stevens)

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13 Ways Of Looking At A Craig Federighi Selfie (With Apologies to Wallace Stevens)

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13 Ways Of Looking At A Craig Federighi Selfie (With Apologies to Wallace Stevens)

Since WWDC 2014, Craig Federighi has retweeted a steady stream of selfies taken with fans [update: the account is a spoof, but still mesmerizing]. The pics show that he’s probably one of Apple’s most approachable senior executives (to be sure, Tim Cook answers emails and he does occasionally take pics with fans).

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So with apologies to poet Wallace Stevens, the author of “13 Ways of Looking At A Blackbird”, TechCrunch presents “13 Ways Of Looking At A Selfie Of Apple’s Senior Vice President Of Software Engineering.”

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I

Among 20 Apple fanbois (and girls)
The only still thing
was the hair of Craig Federighi

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II

Craig Federighi was of three minds
like Airplay
Connecting three iOS devices

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III

Federighi’s hair whirled in the chainsaw blade
It was a small part of the pantomine

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IV

Airplay and Airdrop
Are one
.
Airplay and Airdrop and Craig Federighi
Are one.

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VI

Android fragmentation filled the toxic hellstew
With barbaric malware
.
The shadow of Tim Cook
Crossed it, to and fro.
The mood
Traced in the shadow
A platform war

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VIII

I know my lock screen
And inescapable location-based apps

But I know, too,
That the iOS 8 (and Craig Federighi) is involved
In what I know.

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IX

When Objective C flew out of sight,
It marked the entrance
Of a new language, Swift.

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X

At the sight of translucent windows
Flying in Yosemite,
Even the bawds of your Notification Center
Would cry out “Craig Federighi.”

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XI

He strode over Moscone Center
In a blue shirt.
Once, his mom called him,
But he screened the call
Desktop calling ability still means
“This is my space.”

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XII

Craig Federighi’s hair is flowing.
Superman must be flying.

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XIII

It was Dark Mode all afternoon.
It was snowing
And it was going to snow.
Craig Federighi passed
On OS X Weed.

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