CES is next week and we’re looking for a detail-oriented, able-bodied intern or two to help with logging live coverage, slogging through miles of gadgets and fetching John’s slippers. It’s not hard and we’re gracious employers who treat our interns with respect and dignity. Just ask Romain.

So if you live in or around Las Vegas, email me at matt@techcrunch.com with INTERN as the subject describing your interests, skills, and 40 yard dash times. Eighteen and over only, please, for various, non-creepy, legal reasons.