Editor’s note: James Altucher is an investor, programmer, author, and entrepreneur. He is Managing Director of Formula Capital and has written 6 books on investing. His latest book is I Was Blind But Now I See. You can follow him @jaltucher.
(Illustrated by Nathan Lueth. See also the non-comic book version: “How I Screwed Yasser Arafat Out of $2mm and Lost Another $100mm in the process“)