“Whatever, man. I’ve got 10 girlfriends. And they’re supermodels! You just don’t know them, because they live in Canada.”
“Oh, okay. Call one of them and prove it.”
Well, crap — now what?
Enter FakeGirlfriend.co, a clever little service that lets you text your maybe-not-so-real girlfriend in a pinch, get a text back, and have her “call you back” a few minutes later. Because that’s totally not a weird thing to do, right?
Here’s how it works:
Of course, this thing probably won’t fool anyone over the age of 10, if only because your digital-girlfriend’s prerecorded message has a tendency to talk through any and all interruptions and doesn’t respond to anything directly. And if it does work, you still know that you’re kind of weird.
If anyone asks, just remember: like a bag of sand.
(Side note: You would not believe how many weird stares I got while working on this post in a coffee shop.)