• Read Bing Gordon's Poem About TechCrunch Disrupt

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    Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

    Aside from being a partner at Kleiner Perkins Caulfield and Byers, Bing Gordon writes tech related poetry. When our very own Mike Arrington asked him to write one up on the fly about 45 minutes before he went on stage, this is what he came up with (Disclosure: it’s pretty good).

    Chris Dixon apparently has a hunch
    That it’s only Internet news if it’s in TechCrunch –
    And you can verify this on Wikipedia:
    Ashton Kutcher is the Charlie Rose of social media.

    The meat-packing district is the new South of Market
    So VCs are bringing cash there to park it.
    If you make a name for yourself, you’ll get Klout perks
    And John Borthwick has proven that Beta actually works.

    Rent the Runway, Gilt and Etsy have the New York smarts
    To redefine the way we all fill up our shopping carts –
    And now even Stanford will put up with Silicon Valley censure
    And open a campus to provide entrepreneurs for Union Square Ventures.

    You can prove you’re hip enough, and that you’re there
    Because Disrupt has a custom check-in on 4 Square
    Even Michael Bloomberg has gotten into the act
    To support Kristina Salen’s Quest to Learn so education can be hacked.

    The Big Apple was overwhelming in 1973
    When I arrived from Michigan, it was like OZ to me.
    This is a paean to Manhattan, on an Arrington dare –
    Because, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere!

    I’m thinking Jay Z collaboration.

    Bing Gordon joined Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers in 2008. At KPCB, he leads on the sFund, the investment initiative to fund and build applications and services that deliver on the promise of the social web. The sFund, launched in late 2010 with strategic partners Amazon, Facebook, Zynga, Comcast, Liberty Media and Allen & Co, has made 14 investments to date, including 4 seeds. Bing serves on the board of directors of sFund companies Lockerz, Cafebots and Klout; sFund...

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