As an adult man, you have many responsibilities and one of those responsibilities is to look great. How can you look great? By carrying a USB key with exposed traces shaped to look like a Piranha Plant, that’s how. And how much does this magical product cost? $9.99. Just cheap enough for today’s man to look really classy and not force said man to skip lunch at the Pizza Hut buffet.
These are actually quite cool and they’re presumably hand-made by Etsy user Boardaments so you’re getting quality. And what stylish man doesn’t love quality?