Pour Votre Plaisir: A USB Key Shaped Like A Padlock

John Biggs

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Monday, April 11th, 2011

This Brando USB key has a unique “lock shape design” and comes in multiple sizes. It is “Portable and easy operation” and the USB key pops out of the bottom like a wee tail.

It maxes out at $34 for 8GB. Not sure why you’d want it. It just looks so ridiculous I thought you’d all enjoy it.

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