It’s quite rare to find a video about a strange, glowing ooze that is designed to clean your gadgets but instead makes weird noises when you rub it on your keyboard. Thankfully Rob Beschizza has our backs. His video review of CyberClean AKA a loaf of snot is cinematic in a way very few video reviews are these days and his word choice shows his predilection towards Burroughsism.