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This Is Not An iPad Post. It Is About A Robotic Seal

John Biggs

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Thursday, March 3rd, 2011
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Shhhh…. sit down. Relax. Take off your shoes. That’s right. Just unclench that fist. Ok. Ok. That’s right.

This is not an iPad-powered robotic seal. No, don’t worry. Sit back down. Ok. Look. This seal plays basketball. I know, right? Swish! Nothin’ but net!

That’s the stuff. How about a whiskey? Don’t drink? Maybe some kombucha? OK. There you go. Just drink it down. Breathe.

Breathe.

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