THIS JUST IN! Britain Delivers Killer Blow to Terrorists, Office Supply Salesmen

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“Is this CNN or the Onion?” The question has become something of a cliche over the past nine years or so. Every time a terrorist invents a new way to try to bring down a plane, you can guarantee that either the American or British government will enact a piece of bizarre knee jerk legislation to firmly lock the stable door after the terror-horse has bolted.

Box cutter hijackers? No airside butter knives!

Shoe bomber? Passengers must remove shoes before boarding!

Underwear bomber? Genital scanning for all!

And so when I heard that a Somali al-Qaedan had planted a cellphone bomb inside a printer cartridge on a cargo plane, I knew it was only a matter of time until….

…3….

…2…

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Britain is cracking down on security in the wake of the cargo plane terror plot by banning printer cartridges in hand luggage

Are you freaking kidding me? Printer cartridges?

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