Can’t find a knife and a bottle opener? Just whip out the CitrusSaw, a $6 saw and bottle opener concoction that allows you to cut citrus for beers. Why would someone make this? Because humanity is spinning wildly into anarchy and destruction and Shiva, the god of change, will soon crush us under his henna-ed feet.
Or maybe someone forgot their knife once and couldn’t find a bottle opener. Anyway, you can buy it here.