The First Man In China To Own An (Official) iPad

Yesterday Han Ziwen bought the first (official) iPad in China. Obviously iPads have been floating around there for a few months now by Han stood in line and made it in, picking up his slypad and wearing a shirt that says, obviously, “I BUY IPAD NO 1.”

Meanwhile, back home, we are still at war in Afghanistan and 1 in 7 Americans live in poverty. Just saying.