So you’ve finally moved into the corner office, and you’re looking for that special decorator piece that really says “I’ve made it” in the corporate rate race. Well look no longer, because I’ve found the perfect product for you – the dinosaur lamp. You know you want one.

Brando has four different models available: the fierce T. Rex, the flighty Pterodactyl, the gentle Diplodocus, and the horny Triceratops. Prices range from $58 for the T. Rex, to $24.90 for the Triceratops. Some assembly is required of course, and the light bulb is not included with the model. Rawr.